Wait for it…
1000 
Zev Steinhardt
Oh, it’s your post count. Sorry, I didn’t see it. Carry on…
Zev Steinhardt
[sub]Ya bastard!:p[/sub]
ahem
…1000!
Woo hoo! Quadruple digits! Yea, me!
[sub]Okay, sorry. Last post-count party you’ll see from me. Unless the board crashes again and I have to do 1K over again…[/sub]
Welcome aboard Matey! ARRR!
Your magic decoder ring is in the mail, and we’ll show you the secret handshake at the next Portadope. Congratulations!