OK so I’m very lazy/procrastinator/scarred to death by/ but I filed my taxes on the 15th. (six month extension)
I went to H & R Block. A nice woman there helped me and we did my taxes and I’m actually getting a refund. (Phew!)
Over the weekend I get a call from H&R saying the Feds have rejected my return and I need to get a hold of my tax preparer TODAY (because today is the last day to e-file)
So I check and the office I used opens at 11. I call. Get a recording saying "welcome to HR Block, our hours are bla bla bla, oh and the phone system is down so call this other number to talk to someone.
So I call that number.
Same recording but then it says the message box is full.
I keep calling and nobody picks up. So noon rolls around so I walk over to the office. There is nobody there. Well there are some people there. Some construction guys are ripping out the carpet and cubicles lie dismantled in a heap.
So I call H&R’s 800 number. When I tell them that office is closed, their branch office, Their main West Side LOCATION that is clearly closed or undergoing remodeling, THEY DON’T BELIEVE ME.
You should go there.
I just went there, they are closed.
No they are not.
YES, they are in fact closed.
Are you sure?
Yes I’m sure.
Let me call them.
After a long wait the woman realizes the office is closed.
So she gives me the number to the office on 23rd street.
I call them, and when I tell them the office at 550 is closed, wait for it, THEY DON’T BELIVE ME EITHER!
After they finally conceed the fact that this office is closed, they give me ANOTHER number.
This person didn’t answer but at least I was able to leave a message on her phone machine.
I am so totally screwed.
The first Blockhead took my info from a W-2 and 1099, but she didn’t put the income from the 1099 on to my return. Which I sure is why the Feds have said, ‘excuse me Mr. Zebra’. Great $7,500 in untaxed income. I don’t think my $1,003 dollar refund is going to cover the taxes on that. I’m living from paycheck to paycheck as it is and my McDonald’s cup had Pacific Ave, AGAIN!
Obviously the universe hates me so you know what universe? SUCK MY ASS! SUCK IT! SUCK IT OUT CLEAN! Then go feltch a dead goat you dog murdering-baby raping-father stabbing-cancer giving-tax refund stealing-cheat code using-mutherfuckers. YOU GO HELL! GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!