Walt Disney in the year 2520.
none of the big tickets.
who’s in whose pocket?
I may end up voting like I did in '96 -
Nader.
many months off.
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto
Ben Stein.
P.J. O’Rourke for president and Hunter S. Thompson as V.P. Now that’d be fun. Just think of the foreign policy hijinks.
I would vote for a good speller! (see topic).
I would vote for Frank Zappa- his cold corpse would do a better job than some of these candidates…
Did anyone else try the “Duke2000” link? I did and it crashed my machine! Is it David Duke??
Like HE’ll get elected…
Sweet Basil www.selfrighteousbrothers.com
I say we all write in Unca Cecil.
If everyone does maybe it’ll make the news!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
Sweet Basil-
Sorry 'bout the spelling job but I was typing fast and didn’t use a spellchecker. NOW back to the question. 
Jim Bunning.
He’s got political experience, and he’s pitched a perfect game! What more could you want in a president?
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@kozmo.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Probably because the site uses Java. It’s not David Duke, it’s Duke from the Doonesbury comic strip.
His campaign slogan:
“I want to be the ferret in the pants of government.”
I think he would be more entertaining than P.J. O’Rourke and Hunter Thompson combined (though Duke’s character is based on Hunter Thompson.)
If you vote for any one person, you should vote for Dave Barry!
http://www.herald.com/content/archive/extra/barry/barry.htm
Shadowfox
“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,
Self-Righteous Clique
Jello Biafra
At least the press conferences would be interesting.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
I would probably vote for John McCain. Although I don’t agree with him on all the issues (mostly the social ones), I really appreciate his honesty and do agree with his feelings on spending more of the surplus on the debt, campaign finance reform, and taxation of the Internet.
Among the rest of the candidates, Bradley puts me to sleep, Al Gore seems more concerned about looking like an alpha-male than anything else, and George W. Bush is not only an idiot, but his smile is starting to get annoying (case in point :)). Oh, wait, I forgot Alan Keyes and Pat Buchanan. Ha ha.