If you could singlehandedly elect someone for president who would you elect??? 
Duke.
http://www.duke2000.com
Myself?
I have written in someone almost every time I’ve voted, simply because He would represent me the best, and he has intergrity: Dick Gregory. Anyone know who he is? Besides me, I mean…
Dan Quayle. Very quotable. Great speaker!
He shouldn’t have dropped out.
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There’s supposed to be a new book out with the, I think, greatest title ever for a political work: If God Had Wanted Us To Vote He Would Have Given Us Candidates.
I’m sadly discouraged that by the time anyone reaches the level of national candidacy he or she has been bought and sold so many times that there’s very little left to recommend them. There’s certainly very little difference among them.
So if I had to pick somebody they’d have to be an outsider with 1) integrity, 2) wisdom and 3) compassion. Does that ring a bell with anyone? Maybe Colin Powell?
And yes, orange, I’ve heard of Dick Gregory but my knowledge of him comes from the media who have marginalized him. Is he really the man for the job?
Superman. Who wouldn’t vote for someone that stands for truth, justice and the American Way??
Zev Steinhardt
I believe he would do better than anyone I’ve yet seen! He is for minority(also Indian) rights,Hey, he’s be the first black president. He’s a vegetarian(not that that qualifiies him),I just think he’sgreat.
Confucius.
Well, actually, Lao-Tse would be my FIRST choice. He’s never been much for getting things done, though.
Come to think of it, he’d make an EXCELLENT veep.
Uke
Jesus.
I’m voting for Dan Quayle for Presiedent, too.
Hey, I’d vote for you, Demo! Maybe that way I could get a Cabinet position…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Lessee here…
Al Gore- Status quo, anybody?
Bill Bradley- Show me how you’re different from Al, and I’ll consider it…
George W. Bush- Bleah bleah bleah bleah bleah.
John McCain- I honestly like him, but don’t agree with him on many issues.
“Flat Tax” Forbes- 'Nuff said.
Alan Keyes- Who?
sigh.
What this probably means: One great big über-vote for Ralph Nader. I voted for him in '96, and probably will again if he runs. Hell, I’ll probably do it even if he doesn’t.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
UncleBeer. Most laid-back presidency you ever saw.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
Dammit Falc, now don’t start that!
Now where the hell are my cigars…
Dennis Miller, with Denis Leary as VP.
I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.
George Carlin.
Except he wouldn’t get on that trash barge wiyh a ten-foot pole.
Let’s elect one of our own.
I doubt Uncle Cecil would want the job.
So get on the bandwagon for Satan and let the GOOD TIMES ROLLLL!!!
I really liked “Why Not Me?”
Al Franken has my vote.
(besides, all my hard work on the Perot campaign didn’t seem to pay off . . . )
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Hmmm…
Someone that owes no favors. Thinks of the people instead of the next election. Wants the best for ALL the people. Not just those who can help him. Is honest, charming and charasmatic.
I know…I know
I’m dreaming.