If you were a black bear, living out in the country but sneaking into town every now and then, what concert would you sneak into town for?
I’d be a Beary Manilow fan.
I’ll get my coat…
There’s a lot of good artists that appeal to the ursine palate:
Bear Naked Ladies
Bear-ington Levy
Minus the Bear
Bear-y White
I might go catch a movie, maybe Gentle Ben or Bear-ald and Maude.
Heck, if I’m feeling athletic I might even run a bear-athon.
d&r
The Honeydrippers.
Garbage.
The Country Bear Jamboree, of course!
Nice, nice! Keep 'em coming.
How about a little Trans-Sibearian orchestra?
Paul Rebear and the Raiders
Mudhoney
The Hives
Bjeark
Phish
Country Joe and the Fish
A Taste of Honey
Salmon and Garfunkel
Sweet Honey in the Rock
Coleman Hawkins
I’m sure I’m missing something obvious, but I don’t get this one.
Cat Mother
Every black bear that I have personally encountered in the wild had an affinity for Coleman Ice Chests. They are faster and more adept at unhinging those lid clasps than a horny teenager fumbling with a bra strap on prom night.
Ah, got it! In fact, my first experience with a wild bear was watching a small (probably 250-pound) black bear peel the top off of an old metal Coleman Cooler like you’d open a can of sardines. Didn’t bother with the latch or hinges, just hooked a claw in there and ripped.
Hey now, that’s damning them with faint praise!