Oops. Missed your answer ahead of mine.
The female Power That Bes (is?) to the male, about Angel wanting to give back his new humanity to save Buffy, in “I Will Remember You”.
And I re-enter my last quote above.
I knew it! I knew it! Well, not “knew it” in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know!
A classic. Willow to Xander in “Innocence” when she discovers that he’s been dating Cordelia.
“Doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?”
Spike to Angel in Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
I might die from you. Does that give me any points?
Xander to Cordy in the Judge episode Innocence.
But my most favorite thing so far is that he doesn’t seem to be any kind of Hell Beast.
Buffy to Faith about Scott in “Beauty and the Beasts”
“…that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?”
Anya, talking to Tara and Willow, going over her notional voews before the wedding to Xander, in “Hell’s Bells.”
Well, it’s an exotic mushroom, if that’s any comfort.
Buffy to she who would become Anne in “Anne.”
“It goes away with many bathings.”
That’s Buffy to Riley in “As You Were.”
–Cliffy
The female watcher who tagged along with Quentin Travers, to Spike, in “Checkpoint.”
“Ooh, Nancy’s petticoat!”
Wesley, identifying a rare type of flower as he and Cordelia try to find a large compost heap in LA, in the Angel first season episode in which Angel helps women from another dimension who set people here on fire by accident, and whose men try to clip the back sof the women’s necks to control them. (Can you tell yet that I don’t know the episode name?)
**Possessed by what?
A … possessing thing!**
Exchange between Giles and Willow in When She Was Bad. They’re discussing her behavior since returning to Sunnydale. Giles is also drinking a soda - and he looks very unhappy at the one sip we see him take (I just watched this episode yesterday, since I’m going through previous seasons before Season 7 is released on DVD Tuesday. Only select episodes from each season (and none of S4, since I don’t own that one. Yet.)
Obvious, but I went through the thread, and I can’t believe it hasn’t been used yet that I could find.
I’m a Bloodsucking Fiend! Look at my outfit!
Oh, the Alyson Hannigan tour de force: Dopplegangland. Willow pretending to be Vampire Willow, as her ruse is discovered.
Truly a great episode.
This was no whimpy chain rattler. This was "I’m dead as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!"
Xander to Buffy, Giles etc. in “I’ve only got eyes for you” (which, by the way, has my favorite line, “The quality of mercy is not Buffy.”)
“Maybe you need a better nature.”
Willow to Xander in Choices.
“That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were… You know, I was cool before I met you all.”
Gunn to the gang in “Waiting In The Wings”
…
…
you’re certainly a font of nothing
- or words to that effect
Back to the beginning…
Xander to Jesse in Welcome To The Hellmouth.
“I wish to do more violence.”
ALl the way to the end…
Illyria to Angel et. al. in the alley after Wesley’s death in Not Fade Away.
“Let it go sweetie.”
Xander to Anya in “Once More with Feeling” (upon her asking Spike if his song was a book number, or a breakaway pop hit.)
“It eats you starting with your bottom.”
Xander to Anya in Once More with Feeling before they sing Walk through the Fire, but after the demon guy has told them that Dawn’s been taken to the Bronze.
"I’m so out I’ve got my grandma fixing me up with guys.
Since I was too slow…
Conversations with Dead People: Andrew to Jonathan talking about their dreams.