Glory, to Buffy, about Dawn, just before she threatens to kill everyone Buffy loves, in “Blood Ties.”
Um… mice that were smoking?
Glory, to Buffy, about Dawn, just before she threatens to kill everyone Buffy loves, in “Blood Ties.”
Um… mice that were smoking?
It’s Buffy to Principal Flutie in “Welcome to the Hellmouth”, right?
“Make sure to get Melanie too. And the kids.”
No, that’s Buffy to Snyder, in “School Hard.”
Ah, crap. I knew she was talking to a prinicipal. Now I remember the whole scene where he is making her and the other delinquent girl plan Parents’ Night.
Spike to Harmony, referring to her request to go bite Antonio Banderas, in ‘Harsh Light of Day.’
“I’m sick, I need help.”
I was tempted to say that it was Willow in Wrecked, but I don’t think she says she’s sick. I’m going with Xander in Nightmares, season one. He’s talking about how he still found NightmareVampBuffy attractive.
“Leave them on.”
Correct. Next line, Willow: “Don’t I know it!”
Wesley to Lilah in Rain of Fire.
“We do have a lot more working for us than just the, uh, big board.”
Buffy to Principal Wood, after introducing him to Andrew in First Date.
“I hate playing these vampire towns!”
"I hate playing these vampire towns!"
Hee hee! That one was fun. Aimee Mann, in a rare Buffy cameo in Sleeper, Season 7.
Keeping with a musical theme:
I’ve hummed along to your pity ditty and I think I should have the mike for a bit.
Spike, to Buffy, just before he gives her that great speech about she’s the one, in “Touched.”
[n]We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.**
That’s Gunn to Wesley in one of the episodes in the Pylea trilogy (“Over the Rainbow”?).
“You love her so much? Make a website!”
Angel to that russian guy (Kurskov?) in “Waiting in the wings”
“Why did you come to the dark of the woods? To bring all these sweets to grandmother’s house?”
Craylik the insane vampire, to Buffy to drug-weakened Slayer, during her “Cruciamentum” ordeal in “Helpless.”
**It would drive you crazy if we were watching an army movie and they were all saluting backwards and… and invading all willy-nilly. **
Buffy the Riley about the absurd fight scenes in a kung fu movie they’re watching with the gang in The Replacement
“This one makes me feel a little bit less completely out of place. I’d say 17% less. Plus… a little bit of a view of the mountains. Lived my whole life in L.A., now I find out there are mountains. A brother should be told!”
Gunn, to Wesley, picking out offices with views at Wolfram and Hart, first episode of season 5 of Angel, but I’m not hip on the Angel episode titles, especially Season 5 (aka, not-yet-on-DVD).
Pretty lively coma.
Cordelia to Angel and Wesley in Five by Five, after Faith shows up.
I don’t think this next one has been used in this thread yet, but I could be wrong (I didn’t go through the whole thing again.)
Well, we better hurry… 'cause I’m getting hungry.
Vamp-Buffy to the gang in Nightmares.
“He is not a lower being.”
Buffy, to the Scoobies, commenting about her dream-becomes-real vampire self in “Nightmares.”
I knew it! I knew it! Well, not “knew it” in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know!
::: ahem :::