Xander to Buffy, in “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”, discussing the necklace he’s going to give to Cordelia for Valentine’s Day.
OK, here’s mine:
“Well, thanks for making me have to pee!”
"Well, thanks for making me have to pee!"
Xander to Buffy in Restless, before heading upstairs.
“I mean no disrespect, of course. I’m sure you come from a long, proud line of geeks.”
Xander’s dad, to one of Anya’s wedding guests, explaining away his dismissal of any pride in his heritage that the guest might have had. “Hell’s Bells.”
I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions.
Buffy, after throwing the sword at the Indian watcher in Checkpoint.
–Cliffy
I think you mean “bag of tricks.” If so, it’s Glory to Willow in Tough Love.
“Find a new theme.”
Cordelia to sex-obsessed Xander in Faith, Hope and Trick.
“I’ve memorized this tune, luv. I think I have the sheet music.”
:smack:
Wow, not even close, and I thought this one would be easy. Does it sound like Anya? It’s about fear of computers, not bunnies. Try again …
Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.
Spike to Buffy, in the Return of Nick and Nora Fury.
Since I don’t have the ep title I’ll pass on a new quote and re-submit:
“Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.”
I think it was Giles to Jenny Callender in I Robot, You Jane.
Once more, I forgot to add a quote.
“You might as well take the slug, she’s not going to sleep with you anyway!”
This is Buffy to a Magic Box patron in “Life Serial”
“I don’t know why people get so turned off by slug”
Bump!
In a call-back to the Life Serial quote, this is Anya to Xander, later in S6 (but before Hell’s Bells), after he mentions that she’s been trying to push the slug candles.
–Cliffy
“That boy is our only hope.
No. There is another.
There is?
No, I was just going with it. It was a thing.”
The-First-as-Warren and Andrew discussing their nefarious plans for Jonathon (ep name escapes me as usual).
“It’s what they eat!”
Thats Harmony to Angel/entire lobby in Angel season 5’s “In Harms Way”
Also, I finally got Mumble Grumble, its Pangs, when Willow and Buffy are talking about ways to end Hous’ rampage. After Buffy makes the point that ends the convo, Willow says “Mumble Grumble”
“Silly, silly Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?”
Andrew, to Potential Amanda, about Faith in “Dirty Girls.”
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When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Instead, you go all Dumbledore on me. **
Willow to Giles - Beneath Me. 
“Now I’m saying something. You saw him naked?”
Xander to Buffy in the season one ep “Angel”
“So, who do you kill for fun around here?”
The first episode with Spike!!
“School Hard.” Spike’s just introduced himself to the Annointed One and the minions thereof.
Well, it’s kind of a funny story. You remember when I didn’t graduate?
I belive thats Oz to Willow S3 talking about why hes back in high school.