The Doctor, to Joyce in Normal Again.
“You went shopping at the local boogedy-boogedy store?” 
Angel to Jenny Calendar in Passion
*Timmy’s down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it I’ll… *
Spike to Giles in Something Blue?
I won’t post a new quote until I get confirmation.
Confirmed!
If you’re waiting for me, then yep, you’re right.
Oh damn, now I have to come up with a quote.
OK, incredibly easy one:
“Concurrently.”
Darla, to Angelus, refering to the way the Immortal had Darla and Dru - The Girl In Question
“Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that’s more of a judgment call.”
That was “Superstar” Jonathan, condescendingly, to Buffy, as the gang asks for his help defeating vampires.
I saved the world with talking from my mouth. My mouth saved the world.
Xander to Dawn & Buffy, in Same time, Same Place
- If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least, um, helped.*
Giles to Buffy - The Puppet Show
“First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.”
Buffy to Cordelia et. al. in “Faith, Hope and Trick.”
“No, no, I’m not saying that at all. Though I do hate her, quite a lot.”
Giles to Buffy, about Maggie walsh - A New Man
“You were pretending that seeing scantily-clad girls in revealing
postures was a spiritual experience.”
Willow to Xander, as he watches the girls prep for the cheerleading tryout in the episode where we learn that Amy’s mom is “The Witch.”
I provide much-needed sarcasm.
Anya to Buffy and crew regarding the role she fills in the group in “Get it Done”
“There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking”
Principal Snyder to Buffy in The Puppet Show.
“I made them double-check spreadsheets for all eternity.”
Anya to Giles, in The Bargaining, Pt. 1
“I’m a right-biter, see?”
I’m a right-biter, see?
Harmony to Fred in Harm’s Way, Angel Season 5. She’s explaining how she couldn’t have killed a human in violation of company policy, as he was bitten on the left, and she’s a “right biter.”
**
The King of Cups expects a picnic! But this is not his birthday. **
Drusilla says it - - to either herself or Darla in Angel season 2 - - episode - - - ummm… it’s the flash back one… that joins on from “Fool For Love” - maybe
“Darla?”
at least I’m trying to play this from memory 
if this is good enough… here’s my next quote - - although nobody got “mumble grumble” yet…
hey, I’m not wearing underwear
hmmm. we need a judge on **cryptic_j’s ** response, 'cause I’m a softie and would probably give it to him/her. But it’s not right. 
wearing a hat, a big fake moustache and assuming a deep british voice
I’m not cryptic_j, I am a judge - - I’d say let him have this one…
goodbye.