An easy one! Nameless driver, played by Marti Noxon, to nameless cop, in Once More, With Feeling.
OK, another easy one, (and my favorite line of the series)
Because it’s wrong.
And, what the hell, this one might be harder
Bitch!
Faith-as-Buffy, once to herself in the mirror, once to Spike in the Bronze and once to the vampires in the church in Who Are You?
I’m sure it’s been used more than once but the one that springs to mind is Spike to Buffy, explaining in five words or less what he’s doing outside her house (“Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”) in an S5 ep the name of which escapes me.
“Vampire, living in a city known for its sun - driving a convertible. - Why do you hate yourself?”
One of the few(er) Angel episodes I can do with confidence!
This is the phony Tesh Magev talking to Angel in his cabin retreat, in “Guise Will Be Guide.”
So they’re like really mean tribbles?
Buffy to Riley in “As you Were”
I’m betting this was supposed to be Vamp Willow to Willow after being hit with the tranq. gun in “Doppelgangland”
Hmmmm… how about this:
“It was like old times.”
“Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything.”
The second one is Xander - the first speaker - Willow – - - - it was said to the whole gang assembled for Thanksgiving dinner in the episode - - “Pangs”
and it references Angel ( who secretly helped out without Buffy’s knowledge - - up to that point anyway )
HA HA!!! - one I win fairly and squarely…
What was the correct answer for the King of Cups one anyway ? I know it was Dru…
my quote…
Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell. The I do a spell myself
Willow and Xander, over Thanksgiving dinner - Pangs (One of my favorite episodes!) 
“That all you got, Jeeves? 'Cause I could stand to go another ten rounds. Whereas you can barely stand.”
Um. Xander to everyone, causing them all to look at Buffy, who looks astonished. But I can’t remember the ep. name! The Season 4 Thanksgiving episode. Y’all know what I’m talking about.
“You could learn, and have scones!”
That one’s easy. Xander - Restless Talking about Willow and Tara.
Damn, simulpost. I got this one, though, and won’t give another clue. It’s Xander to, I believe, himself, in Restless.
Willow to GIles, as they battle it out with magic at the end of Season 6. “Graves”
Willow to Buffy, talking about getting into Oxford, where they make Gileses. “Choices.”
**Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’
**
Hmm. Maybe that was Buffy to Willow, because it was WILLOW that got into Oxford. But I distinctly remember Willow saying it. I thought I did, anyway.
Damn, that’s cause I screwed up the quote. Willow does say it. It’s “I could learn, and have scones!”
That’ll teach me to post quotes without checking it first.
Anyway, the answer to yours was Oz, to Giles, in Anne.
New one (and yes, I check it first!):
“How very serial killer of you.”
That’s Xander to the undead Jack O’Toole, upon hearing that O’Toole’s knife is named “Katy.” “The Zeppo.”
Listen, I can do Season 3 all day, in my sleep!
Hands! Hands in new places!
That would be a very nervous Xander to VampWillow, who has just grabbed his butt! - Doppelgangland
“I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood.”
Xander is speaking to Oz.
Andrew to the Trio in “Gone”
"You think you can just waft in here with your music video wind and your hypno-eyes… "
Buffy to Dracula, in the eponymously named episode.
Hey, I’m from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth!
Cordelia to a vampire (can’t remember his name) in episode 1 of season 1 of Angel.
Evidently not hard, just ambiguous. For the record, I was thinking of Willow to the world in general, regarding Riley’s new wife, at the end of As You Were. According to at least one on-line transcript, the line was actually
What a bitch!
Carry on.
**“The King of Cups expects a picnic! But this is not his birthday,” ** was Drusilla, in a flashback in Fool For Love. She said it to no one in particular, when she got excited because Angel had Spike laid out on a table and was threatening to stake him. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Darla’s wonderfully dry response is: “Good point, Dru,” with a :rolleyes:
So you were really, really close, since parts of the same story were covered in flashback in the Angel sister episode to Fool For Love called Darla.