Screwed up the code, in front of company too. How embarrassing.
All hail Al! Don’t be frightened off, now, stay for a while. 
When it’s a hard day’s night, keep on lurking like a dog.
(A very NICE dog, with lovely eyes and stuff. Not a fierce one, all right?)
Greetings, Mr. Yankovic! We mean you no harm. The kind people of the Straight Dope are willing to trade you infinite knowledge and 1920s-style death rays in exchange for Twinkie-weiner sandwiches and whatever else you have. A 27-gun salute to that fine musician/songwriter “Weird Al” Yankovic!
Now, if we could only come up with 27 good reasons for Al to identify himself…
No. But I do! 
Ya know, if you’re going to snag him, I think you better ask someone to delete all that Keith Olbermann lust you were proclaiming last week…
Wow, she serves coffee for a living?
That’s one of the worst puns I’ve heard in a long time.
Mind if I use it?
No, no, I mean, I love Al, but not in THAT way. But he still rocks.
Call me, Keith!
Has anyone ever seen Weird Al Yankovic and Cecil Adams in the same room?
Just saying…
Nah…Weird Al’s way too nice to be Unca Cece.
I hope he posts a thread that really annoys the admins.
Then he’d have a banned name
What, are you posting from the butter churn?
Nope. From Lancaster, PA. 
My husband was on my brother’s myspace page and read it there. That’s how we find out about anything that’s going on with him, since he neglects to tell us anything. In fact, I found out about his getting a job in Cleveland from reading a freakin’ message board, ferchrissakes!
Not for nothing, but since he likely spends all of his creative juices writing his satirical songs, perhaps he’s just lurking because he can’t figure out a suitably brilliant user name.
Thoughts?
You mean Weird Al might be reading this right now?!
omg!!! omg!!! omg!!!
Well, if he only lurks, that argues against him being a member who can conduct vanity searches, so low odds on him reading this particular thread.
OTOH, he could have a Doper as a RL friend, who could do vanity searches, so…
Hi, Al. I have dared to be stupid, and am standing by for further instructions.
Now that’s comedy!
Hi Al!
The last time you were in town was for the Bad Hair Day tour… easily the most fun I’ve ever had a at a concert. Please come back!!
The guy in the cube next to me is a member of Al-coholics Anonymous and sitting on his desk is a picture of him and Al. He even got Al to climb into the trunk of his DeLorean gor a photo! I thought I liked Al but he goes above and beyond.