BigGirl You need to post a warning the next time you spring some Wacky Japanese dressed in threads of lycra on us. I damn near choked on an almond when I opened it.
Where?!?!? I want it!! 
This may be as universally applicable as “42”.
Does this dress make me look fat?
It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock.
Bill O’ Reilly has angered me yet again.
It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock.
Why’d my thread get locked?
It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock.
Of course, this philosophy naturally leads to the idea that if one does in fact eat enough cock, all of life’s problems will be solved and true enlightenment will be attained.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to found my own religion…
Too late. Bursar ate it together with his dried frog pills.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
:: runs through thread naked, clutching her bottle of Paxil ::
All are welcome, provided they are hot and/or have no gag reflex.