A chilling new type of Denialist

I have to wonder if the proliferation of crazy conspiracy theories, about all sorts of things, is an unfortunate byproduct of the internet, or are we just more aware of them because of the internet?

Certainly people have always done this, just look at the JFK assassination, but it does seem like there are a lot more crazy theories these days.

Nice touch.

I think we should start our own hoax. Something like:
“Twinkies are made from a secret material found at area 51. It self-replicates and the only way to keep it from covering the planet is by eating it.”

In mid 2012 they found a way to stop the replication and in November 2012 Twinkie production was halted (under the guise of a Hostess bankruptcy). It’s been since discovered that it was still replicating in isolated pockets and had evolved resistance to the new defense. Thus production began again in July of 2013, this time being produced by Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co, obvious CIA fronts.

That’s a big Twinkie…

Quick, someone photoshop members of the Bilderberg group and the Rothschilds with twinkies in their hands.

Building a conspiracy theory around Twinkies is like making fun of Rodney Dangerfield. They are as unassailable as they are indestructible.

Next time there’s a mass shooting – and there will be a next time – we may confidently expect denial/false-flag theories to sprout along the Intertubes the same day.

That frat boys are assholes? I already knew that. :slight_smile:

The number of people who believe Sandy Hook was a hoax is the same number of people who believe

a controlled demolition brought down the WTC, and is the same number of people who believe

fluoride added to drinking water is bad, and is the same number of people who believe

vaccines cause autism, and is the same number of people who believe

GM foods are harmful to humans, and is the same number of people who believe

contrails produced by aircraft contain mind-control chemicals (“Chemtrails”).
It’s all the same crowd.

Your wish is your command.

Imgur: The magic of the Internet :slight_smile:

Good work; nice touch with the minions also:)

It’s been done.

Np, just the opposite. The Obama Administration shipped the Sandy Hook victims, then still alive, to Benghazi to increase blood-letting for the Satanic rituals there.

Just goes to show you that any and every idea has been thought of at least twice already.

I basically just typed in the first thing that came to me, seemed original at the time.

Oh, yeah. What about giant sculptures of balloon animals? I’m sure noone ever thought of that, It’s definitely something I can see people paying millions of dollars for.

http://www.celsiusdesign.com.au/on-wednesday-we-love/

They sure are JAQing off, you got that right.

I thought they were shitty enough, but a dozen Sandy Hook “skeptics” attended the Sandy Hook Board of Education meeting this past Tuesday to JAQ off right [del]on[/del] to their faces. They’re not even hiding behind their keyboards. Ugh!

What’s worse is that the group basically brought a bunch of idiotic questions and ended by effectively saying: “If you answer these we just have a bunch more”.

“The stupidity of this gathering has reached a critical mass!” : :BOOM :
:smiley: