Really rockin’ the Arthur Dent look.
I never knew you were a Palpatine supporter.
Can’t enrol at the Imperial Academy unless I suck up to the Boss.
Maybe the word I should’ve used is “Complacency.”
So is there some other religion for people who believe in the force, but don’t have it.
You know the guy about whom it’s said, “The force is really lame with this one.”
Is that Orthodox or Conservative Jedi-ism?
Oy vey, the force is sthrong vit dis one…
I’d wager they practice not slicing their own limbs off when swinging those damned laserswords all over the place.
Speaking as a pretty big Star Wars fan - this shit was hilarious.
I see your Schwartz is just as big as my Schwartz.
OP: The Jedi Arts
They practice dodging mini laser blasts from drones while wearing a helmet with the blast shield down.
A no-longer-friend of mine was once playing a Star Wars computer game, and in it, there is a quest to escort Jar-Jar to safety. Needless to say, he failed this mission quite frequently, and often intentionally. When the pop-up “Jar-Jar is dead. Reload?” appeared, his reply was, “To me, I feel like they’re asking me if I want to reload my blaster to make absolutely sure he’s dead!”
Ignoring the obvious until it is far too late to do anything about it, resulting in the deaths of thousands and the overthrow of the government.
Merchandising,Merchandising, Merchandising
Anti- Vulcanism
Chiropractic but just as a sideline…