A couple local news headlines

“One Shot At Toddler’s Birthday Party”
http://www.wric.com/Global/story.asp?S=8161251

One person shot? One toddler shot? One whiskey shot? Boring party. Watch out for the mime.
“Emmet Street blocked by burning Volvo”
http://www.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/article/emmet_street_blocked_by_burning_volvo/13850/

Very specific this is. Anti-Volvo writer?

Black enka singer puts on Fukuoka show for bj league
I didn’t even know they’d organized, now they’re hiring their own entertainment?

The headline in this case isn’t so bad, but the photo they chose to put with it has to be seen (SFW).
Hushed-up rape rumors swirl round sumo’s bad boy Asashoryu

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