Is it uptown funct?
“…with a lifetime supply of chocolate.”
Right about now, funct-soul brutha.
That’s Funkenstein !
There’s always Shake Your Rump to the Funct:
I would argue that we are de functiest message board on the Internet, myself.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and some people ARE one.
Some people ARE opinions?
If the alternative interpretation offends your sensibilities, then yes! 
I just came across this in a book (Mary Roach “Fuzz”).
Unless Death By diarrhea*
*According to The Straight Dope
Would an 8x New York Times best selling author refer to a defunct message board? I think NOT!
Sorry… I had to come back and note the OP username/post combo.
If you don’t like …
what you see here…
Get the Funct out!
funct(SDMB) = TRUE
defunct(SDMB) = FALSE
Tripler
I never learned to code.