No problem, scratchie. Anything shots in particular you’d like me to drink? I’m open for suggestions…
Crunchy’s gonna be there, too? Woohoo!
Sapphire, getting a block of hotel rooms is amongst Flypside’s duties (although I think I foolishly offered to help, so we’ll see who ends up actually doing it), but he can’t do that until after he has an approximate headcount of attendees. If the last Spiffled is any indication, there should definitely be enough of us to qualify for a group rate.
WAIT, I’M going to get to meet Froggy? Guess I’ll have to stay in the state until April or something! Although, I see no woo-ing of Nym as of yet. Maybe I’ll just go to see Falcon, instead.
Me: "Would you like me to start a thread for you too?
Nym: “No, deal with wyldelf first. Priorities, you know.”
Me: “Ok, you’re the boss”
::No woo-ing ensues. Days pass::
Nym: “I haven’t been wooed yet!”
Me: 
I’ve only got an hour and 15 minutes left to work. Wooing will commence tomorrow.
So is anyone willing to offer me money to show up wearing my mood jacket?
I’ll give you $1, Crunchy.
C’mon, people, we need more Spiffling attendees for the drunken orgy.
Okay - just as a forewarning…
Someone has to make damn sure that I am cut off after 2 beers. I usually drink water when I go out but last night, I drank 4 beers and was pretty damn sick. It isn’t pretty. Two showers and a bath later, I was still drunk. So just a little warning - no more than 2 beers for Tibs or all hell breaks loose.
I think I grabbed a random girl’s ass. Crikey, I’m going to have to drive with my head down today!
Tibs
Maybe. 
Count me as a definite “maybe”…
Well if you’re serious I can help you out with that. I’ll probably only have about 3 beers myself and no hard liquor(I have to watch myself, I like alcohol just a little too much)
However, the following line is not much of an incentive for keeping you sober:
I think many of us would kinda like to see that.
Well, I’ve always had a warm place in my shorts for the following shot.
It’s called the 4 horsemen, and is relatively easy
[ul]
[li]1/2 shot of Jaegermeister[/li][li]1/2 shot of Rumpleminz[/li][li]1/2 shot of Goldshlager[/li][li]1/2 shot of 151 proof rum[/li][/ul]
Shake over ice, and pour into a rocks glass. Down quickly. And repeat 7 times.
I simply must remember that shot.
Back to the head of the line with this thread.
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Follow that with a cement mixer for best results.
What’s that, never had one of those. Well, it’s easy:
1 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1 shot lime juice
Pour the Baileys in your mouth and hold it, then add the lime juice and swish.
Enjoy.
Amatuers.
You wanna know how to get truly fershcnookered without memorizing the right way to make a drink? Play Bar Roulette. What you do is, if the bartender has bottles under the bar (preferably two rows) pick two numbers. The bartender corresponds those numbers to the bottles under the bar, mixes you a shot out of whatever you just picked without telling you what you’re about to drink, and you shoot it down no questions asked. Guarenteed to put you on your ass toot sweet.
Well, I was just informed about this thread (Jeez, you think somebody might tell one of the folks who actually lives in Spiflled!), but, alas, I actually won’t be able to make it to a Dopefest in my own town. That weekend is my son’s birthday and the whole family will be coming down from Chicago (you’ll probably see them on I-55).
Sorry, guys.
Wow! Thanks for inviting all of us over for cake and ice cream, David. That’s really swell of ya. Whatta guy.
While I do, of course, consider you all family, I just don’t think there will be quite enough to go around.
Hrmph, DavidB, see why I stay in Chicago? I don’t know if I even want to go if there’s not going to be cake and ice cream. Besides, we have trollops pulling out the bondage gear over in the ChiDope thread.
And, no, I’m not one of them.
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I’m gonna try and make this one.
Oh, sure, 'cus you saw I won’t be there!