That’s a stinker!
Civilized people should be doing this anyway.
It’s just so much easier to blame the victim.
The seat?
This is what happens when you ban face-sitting.
Hey, you never hear about this type of thing concerning elliptical trainers, stairmasters or treadmills…
True. If the seat wasn’t just so moist and fragrant this would never happen.
You mean obvious troll is obvious? C’mon – look at the join date, and then the OP’s other thread about her vag smelling like peaches. Horses, zebras, hello?
:rolleyes:
Coat the seat with chloroform.
Didn’t Paul Simon write a song about that?
It was a lullaby, wasn’t it?
Maybe he was diagnosing a yeast infection.
How the heck does she know that, testimony? Can’t get her nose into her…lap. Human spine were that flexible, the species would have gone extinct a long, long time ago.
We’ve got hands and we rub one out same as you guys. You think our hands can’t be raised to our noses or something? 
I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to that newsletter.
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
And here is video evidence.
No nudity but probably NSFW.
https: //www. youtube .com /watch?v=RU6eVN5U68E
Perhaps he’s just a scent o’ mental type of guy.
That is a picture of weapons-grade unobtainium. Proves she has fingers and can find her nose. Most likely, an ad for a product, gonna guess finger nail polish that comes in fragrances and colors.
Of course, the mature, secure and independent woman would not deign to buy such a thing. If it appeared under the Christmas tree, however, the culprit would likely be forgiven.