So I was at my local video game store, and a female employee caught my eye. I decided to strike up a conversation with her, and it turned out she loved video games. AWESOME! A cute woman who loves to play games is a rarity! I was pretty being swugve too, (which is also a rarity). I presented myself well as we discussed games, and game systems.
Not 10 minutes into the conversation, a HORRID stench arose. It was the smell off potent fart. There were people walking around in the store, and one of them must have passed by leaving their ass in our general vicinity. Other than passerby’s, no one was within 10 feet of me and this young lady. She MUST have thought it was me! Unless it was her, but I’ve never, in my life, known a woman to have gas like that! I felt bad for her because her duties required her to stay put, whereas I could leave, pretending as if I was glancing at some barging bin games at the far side of the store.
It turns out I found something that I wanted to buy. I took the item to her at the register, after the gas cloud had vanished. I wasn’t planning on pursuing the conversion any further, because I was pretty mortified. It seem she had lost interest too. She cashed me out, and as I left the line of people checking out, the smell came back… just in time for me to STILL be in the area! It would have been nice if this asshole, (assuming it wasn’t her), could have waited 5 fucking minuts for me to have left, thus clearing my name!
BTW, This is NOT the first time something like this has fucking happened to me, and I’m sick of it!
What pisses me off even more, was that it was POSSIBLY a buddy of mine who was also in the store. Though he swears it wasn’t him, the kids notrious for being a complete slob, dork, and/or ass infront of pretty laddies!
If you plan to toot, be aware of your fucking suroundings!