A few people we fucking hate, personally.

“Fea”- Your grandfather was right: you Were (and Are) ugly. Not your face, not your body, but inside, behind those fucking evil eyes and straight through to the rotten core. You are the worst scum drawing breath that I can name and I pity the victims who fall for your shit and get caught between your Venus flytrap legs, both the men and the women. Luckily (sadly?) I just had to sit next to you at work, but that was enough of a crime to start up the lie/drama machine on me, wasn’t it ?

You made working at that company an unbearable hell with your backbiting, bullshit, and outright lies. Maybe you’re pregnant? Maybe you have cancer? (If there is an Og, you’d have both because that child would have to be at least half You. You’d deserve it too for all your lying little schemes and bullshit.) Oh how your father didn’t love you, oh how mother beat you. “Oh, look & feel bad for me-me-meee”, while you scrape your knees Hoovering off all the managers (male and female) after work and bad-mouth everyone else including me.

How the stories you spread went round and round within your little webs! Sure, I ended up quitting and getting a better job, but the best part was hearing how you and all your little suck-buddies got sacked 6 months later. I guess it was back to tending bar for you… and blowing the owner to keep everyone’s tips again, huh? (Yes, even I heard about That one.) Its 5 years later and I still hate you enough that I hope you never get the taste of all those old gray dicks out of your mouth, you miserable fucking Sociopath.

I haven’t met you yet, thief, but I sure as hell hate you personally.

You stole my backpack from the back seat of my car. It had my laptop and textbooks in it. But those are just things. Things can be replaced. In fact, thanks to the beauty that is the income-tax refund, I’m getting a laptop that’s a hell of a lot better than the one you stole. Hell, all you got was an old, busted computer with a failing cooling fan and sticky keys. It’s worth about $100 on eBay, but I’m sure the local pawn shop will do you a favor and give you $75 if you beg hard enough. The books, which are probably worthless to you and which you’ve probably pitched in the dumpster, have been replaced. And I’ve learned a lesson: I don’t assume that my stuff is safe, because it’s not. Some asshole will come along and take it from me.

It’s not enough that you stole from me. You stole from three other people that night. My laptop was the most valuable thing, which meant that you made off with CDs and other stuff that can’t be worth much. I think the local used CD place pays less than $5 per CD, and that’s if you have the jewel cases to go with them. So that’s four people, total, who are missing their property.

And it’s not even that you stole from four people in one night. It’s that we no longer trust the people in our neighborhood. It’s not the best neighborhood in town, but it was far from the worst. But no. Now it looks like the North Street ghetto trash is spreading out and my once-quiet, once-safe neighborhood isn’t so safe anymore.

I don’t know you personally, and I don’t think I care to. I hope the few dollars you got from the stuff you stole was worth it. Maybe it went to put food on your family’s table. More likely, it went to getting high. No matter how you slice it, it comes down to the fact that you never learned not to take things that don’t belong to you, a lesson my four-year-old learned.

I hope the hangover was worth it.

Fucker.

Samson: I don’t know you. You introduced yourself to me at the bus stop. I don’t want to be your friend. So stop talking to me every time I get on the bus. I don’t like you.

Dear wayward wife:

I’m still not sure what sort of bug crawled up your ass that led you to writing a 3 page letter that failed to tell me why you left. We had a great dinner that I cooked, then watched The Lighthouse. (I now hate that fucking movie.) We went to bed, made love and I woke to the letter.

I respected your request to not call you. Imagine my joy when you called and said you wanted to talk. For the first time in a week I was able to sleep more than 2 hours at a time thinking we could figure something out. (Side note, I seriously had no clue we were anywhere in the same time zone as divorce time.)

So you came over with your brother, who tried to play it cool God bless him. And I had to fucking watch you move out on me.It was Sunday. I was up at 7am making coffee, reading the paper, just counting the seconds until you came over thinking no matter what you asked, I’d do it to save the marriage.

But after you moved the shit to the car, you came into the den and hemmed and hawed over whether it was over or not. I cried. I begged. I asked what I had to do to fix whatever the hell was broken. I asked for a clue as to what was so bad that you would just take off with no warning.

It’s easy to say there’s another guy and that’s why it was so easy for you to break up the marriage, but I know you too well. (Or at least I think/thought I do/did.) You’re not that type of person.

So I ended up moving thanks to your mom fronting the money, but I could only take what would fit in the car. No money to get a truck since you closed BOTH the checking and savings accounts the day before. (BTW, ND law apparently lets you close joint accounts without informing the spouse.) So that leaves me without even a savings account for direct deposit.

Thanks to what family I have being too far to help out with my shit, I’m left with what I was able to squeeze into the car. I don’t own a fork, a microwave, a pillow nor a chair. I’m stuck with imposing on my friend and his family to house me until I can get set up again. Getting an apartment is put off for a few weeks since you cleaned out the fucking accounts!!!

You have your mom, dad, brothers and friends to fall back on. Out of gas? Someone can help you. Smokes? Soneone can help you. Me? I feel like a parasite anytime I make a sandwich. It’s temporary and I have some money coming in to pay my way, but until I give them cash, I feel like a leech.

I talked to you last night. I asked what is going on and if it is really over. You had yet to tell me flat-out the marriage is done. You answered my direct question with, “I guess so, for now.”

You guess the marriage is over “for now”??? What the fuck does that mean?!? How long do you think I’ll just hang on to empty promises and false hope?!?

Turns out I’ll hang onto it for exactly 15 days. I’m not prolonging the pain anymore. Leaving left me feeling pain I never dreamed existed. Whatever the hell issues you have must be painful as well, but you won’t work on them and you made the decision to leave, so I have very little sympathy. You bailed, not me. Time to move on.

I fucking can’t stand you. I hate you. I hate you more than I thought possible considering how much I still love you. I’ll never wish harm upon you, and I’ll always be here for you, I guess. But right now, I hate every fiber of your existence.

Jesus, duffer, I’m sorry to hear that.

You know who you are.

You know what you did.

So go suck some Yeti cock.

To: The vast majority of the faculty at the elementary school, both middle schools, and the high school I attended.
Re: Those 13 years of my life.

Okay. I understand it’s public school. I understand that no public school has ever had enough money, resources, time, or anything to do all that they should. I understand that, no matter what, middle school is pretty rough on the vast majority of kids.

But what the fuck? Would it have fucking killed you to open your eyes and do your job?

In first grade you noticed two things about me: I was way the hell above a first-grade reading level, and had a serious speech impediment. We’ll ignore that my parents tried to get you to put me in speech therapy in kindergarten and you refused. Let’s focus on the reading thing. Rather than provide me with appropriate-level material, know what you did? Sent me to the library, alone, while everyone else was in reading group every day. Then I was out of the classroom for another hour some days in speech therapy. Considering that it was noted that there were concerns about my “social adaptation”, that was a great move, wasn’t it?

Second grade, you decided that I couldn’t have that special treatment anymore, then punished me for complaining that I was bored during reading group. No wonder my grades started to go down. Then you decided I didn’t need any more speech therapy, over the protestations of my parents. And the school’s speech therapist. And the speech therapist I saw outside of school. It wasn’t that they were cutting the budget or anything, you just decided it wasn’t needed, because obviously, an elementary school principal is the best authority on the issue.

Third through sixth grade? It’s best summed up in two tales. In fourth grade we learned long division. I had trouble with it. I sat down with my teacher, one-on-one, and learned it. I could do it, no problem. When I froze up on a test, blanked out, started crying, and had my first-ever panic attack? I got a failing grade on the test, was told I should have studied more, and was called stupid in front of the class. Then in fifth grade, after a peer threw rocks at me with enough aim to draw blood, it was dismissed as “childhood bullying, nothing to worry about.” There was never any cause to worry. I was acing the standardized tests every year but never getting more than a C on my report card, but that was no reason to worry. I seemed to be withdrawing from my friends, but that was no reason to worry. I always seemed so anxious, but there was nothing to worry about.

Then I went to middle school, and they fucked that up big time. She seemed awesome at the time, but, Mrs. C? If one of your students approaches you a few days into the new school year and asks if she can eat lunch in your classroom, because she has no friends to sit with in the cafeteria and has in fact been physically hit for trying to join a table? That might kind of be a warning sign that something is wrong. If a student refuses, in tears, to continue changing for gym in the locker room, that’s a sign of a problem. Making her run laps during gym class won’t solve it.

Hoping things would be better I switched to another middle school in eighth grade. If a student tells you that another student pinned her up against a wall and groped her, and now is calling her all sorts of unsavory names, hitting her, and defacing/damaging/stealing her property, there is a fucking problem you need to address. If that student says she hasn’t talked to her parents about it because she can’t, that’s another big fucking red flag. If that student finally reaches her breaking point and stands up in the middle of a class and starts beating the guy who allegedly has been harassing her, that is a big fucking problem. The solution is not to have her spend five minutes with the school psychologist and dismiss it as if nothing happened. Chances are things, at that point, are not fucking fine, regardless of what she says.

And then I made it into high school. I don’t even know what to point out about that. The guidance counselor who told me that “since you’ve never earned straight A’s, I’m really not going to spend much time with you,” maybe? I was lucky and had two teachers who did try, and did notice the big fucking problems. A hint to the administration: If a teacher comes and says that, twice now, a student has ran out of class, having panic attacks over something as minor as being called on, don’t ignore it. If the next year another teacher, who’s now had the student for two years, says “Hey, I think that this student is having problems”, don’t fucking say you’ll look into it, see she’s in honors classes, and decide she obviously can’t have any serious problems.

Should we talk about the time that I was, entirely against my will, outed as bisexual? And when a peer disrupted class calling me a “slutty dyke”, I was the one to be punished? And when I took the issue to the administration, I was told not to make it a big deal? Or how about the time when I was handed detention for the heinous crime of “sitting quietly and respectfully while the pledge of allegiance was recited”? The time a substitute teacher called me, in all seriousness, a “godless heathen”, spent the entire class period witnessing to me, and the administration refused to listen to my complaints? The time that my parents were told “We don’t think she has a problem, because she hasn’t approached any teachers or counselors for help”? (Because, obviously, a teenager with severe social anxiety is…going to go running to a random faculty member for help.)

You provided me with an education. Along the line I was lucky and had a couple outstanding teachers. Mr. C for freshman English. My Spanish teacher, for all four years of high school, did everything she possibly could to try to help. She even sat down and mediated a meeting or two between my parents and myself. The administration constantly told her, essentially, to shut up and stop making waves. Mr F, who I had for history freshman and sophomore year, was on the far opposite side of the political spectrum than I was, but took the time to sit me down and tell me that that’s OK, and don’t put up with people saying otherwise. And Mr. D, who volunteered as the faculty adviser for the Gay/Straight Alliance, who refused to tell the principal who was a member of the GSA when he was “Just wondering”.

But for the most part, I spent thirteen years of my life drowning, and I was surrounded by people who couldn’t be bothered to throw a fucking life-ring in my general direction. If I’d gone to private school I’d want my money back, but since it was public school, I’ll leave it with this: Fuck each and every one of you.
…That was…cathartic.

Duffer, that’s terrible. It’ll take a long time to get over. If you need someone with a welcoming shoulder who’s been through practically the same thing, let me know.

Duffer, man, that sucks.

To our neighbour: Look, I understand that you and your ladyfriend, having recently found each other, like to get away for long weekends, just the two of you. But every time you do, that trampy teenage daughter of yours has a party, and we end up with drunken kids out front at 2:00 a.m. screaming obscenities at each other. You’re not a bad guy, and I know you wouldn’t allow it if you were at home, so stay home some long holiday weekend and let the neighbourhood have a peaceful one. But you’re not my real target here.

To our neighbour’s daughter: Stop having parties at your house every long holiday weekend when your Dad and his ladyfriend are away! You know what happens, I know, they always follow the same pattern: at nine or ten, everybody gathers at your house, carrying cases of beer and bottles of booze. The music starts thumping at that time too. By midnight, they’re pretty lubricated, and heading outside to smoke and call yet more friends to come over. By 2:00 a.m., they’re on the lawn, pissed to the gills and screaming at each other over real or perceived slights that would warrant no reaction in the adult world, but which seem oh so important to drunken teens–who owes what to whom for beer or drugs, who looked at whose girlfriend funny, who called whom a fucker. :rolleyes:

We don’t appreciate the two-tone ancient Ford pickup that always shows up at some point to sell you kids drugs. We don’t appreciate cars with thumping stereos showing up at midnight and sitting there sharing extremely loud hip-hop and rap music with the neighbourhood for half an hour while their occupants decide whether or not to join you inside before leaving with a screech of tires. We don’t appreciate fistfights on our lawn. We don’t appreciate your backyard bonfires that threaten to get out of control.

You think you’re grown up enough to have booze at your parties? Sweetheart, I gotta tell you–you and your friends got a long way to go before you’re acting anything remotely like adults. Adults don’t need supervision, but you obviously do. And if your father is not there on long holiday weekends to provide it, I’m sure the police would be more than willing to. Deal with it.

Damn, duffer. Just … damn.

I didn’t think I hated anyone but, this thread put me in mind of a few worthies.

To my exSO’s parents. His mother who is a total cypher and who I didn’t exchange 5 words with the 7 years he and I we together. But more to the point I don’t think he exchanged much more with her when he was growing up. Just a very cold stange woman. Who is a doctor. And, my lond, if there isn’t anything I can that might be worse than being her paitent, it whould be being her son.

On the other hand there’s his father. Who I did talk to. When I had to. Large and garrilous (sp?) and basicaly drove over my SO like a big fat middle aged incompentent tank. Had no idea how to run his business, got my SO to do it, but did’t give him any wherewithall to do anything, and had no fucking idea how to run it himself.

So that’s why it’s being sold off right now. And why you’re going to screw over your son again. Despite what he did to keep it afloat. You lie to him. You didn’t do anything to support him in the things he wanted to do.You pretend to know the said business, when you don’t know your ass from you elbow. You belittled him in front of girls he cared about.

He remembers. He’s not my SO but I love him. And allI can tell him is get the hell away from you.

Wait, I’ve got another one. Hi, Al! The “teacher” who asked me to sleep with him. In 7th grade. Who targeted me just like a good predator. You figured out I just moved there, that I had no father, that I was smart…and appelled to that and tried to come on to me like I was a college girl.

You didn’t get any farther. I wasn’t the target you thought I was. You just made the rest of my year a living hell. I hope the rest of your life is a living hell.

That cabbie who cut me off on Canterbury Rd in 1991 - FUCK YOU!

Q:Is this a whoosh? Because “You know what you did.” is the classic passive aggressive line. Look, hate all you want, humanity will only breed more. Still, a few details might help get out what you’ve been holding inside all this time, which can only be good for you.

To Nicole: For being the most immature 27 year old I have ever worked with in my entire life. You are not entitled to run out of the pharmacy crying every time you get a schedule you don’t prefer, especially when you have not asked for a specific schedule. You do not get to demand to have Valentine’s Day off during said crying spree because your “boyfriend is going out of time for 10 whole days and Valentine’s Day is the only last day we get to spend together” meaning that everyone else that works with you (all 2 of us) have to work 12 hour shifts to make up for your whining, immature ass.

Because it’s not as if I spent 4 months away from my boyfriend while I was away on business. Or that Jennifer was DEPLOYED TO AFGHANISTAN away from her boyfriend for 5 months. Boo fucking hoo. Sometimes, when we have real jobs, we have to be a little flexible when there are only 3 of us left to work. The rest of us have. Grow the hell up.

It’s so nice that you have gotten caught up with all of your homework, because the rest of us have been working 50 hour weeks (and going to school full time) to make up for it. So fuck you.

To my mom: Thank you for encouraging me to go to the hospital if my heart arrythmia got any worse, and then turning around the next day after I visited the cardiologist who said that I should have a sonogram and a Holter moniter, and say “Well, if there is any way you can wait until June just in case the insurance decides to question it.” Why would I make an earlier appointment with the cardiologist, because my chest felt funny, and get freaked out about my heart skipping beats if it meant no difference because I’d have to wait until June to get any additional tests done? At least my dad had the foresight to call me after I got off the phone with you to tell me that I had to do whatever I needed to do to find out what else was wrong with my heart, considering how abandoned I felt by you when it seemed like you were more concerned with the insurance than making sure my heart didn’t require additional surgery.

This was cathartic.

-foxy

Dude, she’s dating a time-traveller? What the hell is her problem with scheduling, then?

To Father You-know-who. I was a kid and lonely and needed a father figure. I thought you genuinely loved me. Why did your “love” have to include mutual naked masturbation?

Thanks for calling the police and having me declared a juvenile delinquent runaway because I didn’t want to sleep with you anymore. That “tough love” book you used to read and leave around made a lot of sense.

I had to quit my job working for the only man I’ve ever known who was truly a decent man because I couldn’t tell him why I was running away and couldn’t work because the cops were after me. Because I was a juvenile delinquent running away from his “foster dad.”

Thanks.

My mother: For never taking responsibility for anything that you do. Or don’t do. For twisting the truth and manipulating what really happened. For lying about my birth father for thirteen years. For ignoring the screaming coming from upstairs while my stepfather beat me for not taking a nap like I was supposed to. For shrugging off my stepfather nearly strangling me for burning a pan and trying to hide it in the dishwasher. For drinking to ignore everything. And drinking while pregnant. For smoking pot and cigarettes and doing cocaine while pregnant with me because you didn’t want me and couldn’t have an abortion.
For doing all this in spite of the way you were raised: with love, gentleness, care and concern. For accusing my grandmother of abuse and deprivation when she’s done more for you than you deserve and has never once hit you or deprived you of anything. For promising to love and cherish a man who certainly loved and cherished you, knowing he had medical problems in his future, then leaving him in the hospital because you needed to be free. For ignoring that I live one town away from you, and have for almost two years now. For being what I use as an example of what not to be. I hate you.

My stepfather: For your version of love. For beating me for offenses that ranged from not eating my soup in the allotted time frame to not studying my math to complaining about you buying the wrong brand of soap. For making me stand 6 inches from a TV for 3 hours while you played video games in the next room because I kept glancing at the TV behind you while you were lecturing me. For your weeky lectures, which lasted for hours, in which you ranted and raved and called me every filthy name you could think of and demeaned me and everything about me. In which you told me I was worthless and would amount to nothing. In which you placed blame on me for all of my mother’s faults and problems. For never giving me a chance to speak during these rants, for constantly crushing me and holding me down. For intimidating me and lording over me how much better you were. For depriving me of a happy childhood. I hate you.

She’s actually dating the Doctor. Things get complicated with that guy.