What do you call the best corn on the cob student at cob school?
The “A” Corn
What did one ear of corn say to the other?
You’re aMAIZEing!
Why do corn stalks have such great hearing?
Because they have so many ears!
What does a pirate pay for corn?
A buck an ear.
…And what’s a pirate’s favorite letter in corn?
Arrrrrrrrrr!!!
Nooooooooooo, the C!
Enough with the corny jokes!
Aw, shucks.
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Watch it, or it’s off to the cornfield with all of you!
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“This post has been corned by the Cornist.”
So sayeth He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
In other words, can you pop a colonel?
If you stick him into the ground will he start to grow?
I think you’ll have a major problem, generally speaking.
Can you just keep these private, please? If not, I’ll have to invoke our new corporal punishment rule.
That would make you a rear admiral, right?
Hey! Let go of your Staff, Sergeant!