Go ahead, ask me anything (for a day)! 
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Okay. Do corns only occur on the feet, or can you get them on your hands and face? Is whispering to them an effective treatment?
What’s better, white peppercorns or black peppercorns?
Why do you have to whisper, if corns have so many ears?
Why doesn’t an acorn look like a single ear of corn?
You know what they say about high fructose corn syrup?
-Popcorn is the new Kernel
You can get corns anywhere on your body (or someone else’s body). Whispering to them is an effective treatment, but only if you do it in public.
Neither. I prefer the polka-dot ones.
It hurts them if people talk too loudly around them.
God doesn’t make mistakes.
Yes. It’s all true. Even the contradictory stuff.
Sure!
Is it unfair to scorn corn?
Why didn’t my corn grow very well last year?
I don’t know, but from the other thread on corn smut I’ve learned that you shouldn’t scorn corn porn.
Kind of. What did corn ever do to you?
The corn tells me you weren’t very nice to it. Maybe you should be nicer to your corn this year - they’re pretty sensitive, you know.
I crossed corn with tobacco, to make a more addictive product. What’s the best way to market it?
-Popcorn is the new Kernel
How’s Pop Corn? Your father, I mean?
Jimmy cracked corn… should I care?
I asked this in another thread but since you are the expert:
If you heat up a colonal will he explode into a big white mass? In other words, can you pop a colonel?
If you stick him into the ground will he start to grow?
Is today some special corn day? What am I missing?
Just watch out for stalkers.
Is corned beef an unnatural act? Because it tastes good…