Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Corn (But Were Afraid To Ask)

How much corn is in Corning, NY?

In your corn cidered opinion what kind of corn makes the bes’ likker?

Is it true that women give the Devil to a young man who won’t grow corn?

When a village of creepy children sacrifice all the adults to the corn, what does the corn do with the sacrifices?

Will a cornish hen lay cornish eggs?

How much corn would a corn shucker shuck if a corn shucker could shuck corn?

Why is corn such a fun word to say?

What can I do to get hot girls to show me their niblets?

Is it true that after childbirth, some women eat the polenta?

Can I order corn oleo from Lake Titicaca?

Corn Whisperer, you are behind in your homework. There are a lot of us out here waiting for answers.

Smoke/pop some and waft the aroma at everyone.

We call him The Colonel. He’s doing fine, thanks.

Well, I don’t. My master’s gone away - yay!

Yes and no. You can pop a colonel (using a really, REALLY big microwave), but if you stick him in the ground, he wont grow anything but mold.

I’ve decided to come out as being an actual Corn Human.

Yes. Weirdo.

A lot.

Fermented.

Well, I should hope so.