How much corn is in Corning, NY?
In your corn cidered opinion what kind of corn makes the bes’ likker?
Is it true that women give the Devil to a young man who won’t grow corn?
When a village of creepy children sacrifice all the adults to the corn, what does the corn do with the sacrifices?
Will a cornish hen lay cornish eggs?
How much corn would a corn shucker shuck if a corn shucker could shuck corn?
Why is corn such a fun word to say?
What can I do to get hot girls to show me their niblets?
Is it true that after childbirth, some women eat the polenta?
Can I order corn oleo from Lake Titicaca?
Corn Whisperer, you are behind in your homework. There are a lot of us out here waiting for answers.
Smoke/pop some and waft the aroma at everyone.
We call him The Colonel. He’s doing fine, thanks.
Well, I don’t. My master’s gone away - yay!
Yes and no. You can pop a colonel (using a really, REALLY big microwave), but if you stick him in the ground, he wont grow anything but mold.
I’ve decided to come out as being an actual Corn Human.
Yes. Weirdo.
A lot.
Fermented.
Well, I should hope so.