Oh, I’m sorry - I forgot that I couldn’t talk about that. Ask anything BUT that. 
If she’s in the mood.
Five.
Corn. Corn corn corn corn corn. Coooooooorrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn. Corn. Corn.
I don’t know. The hard “k” sound and the "r"s?
I’ve heard rumours that you have to buy them. You know, you can see niblets for free at the grocery store, eh?
Yup. Lots of polenta; all kinds of polenta. It’s good for ya; puts hair on yer chest.
If you like. Would you like to get some to rub on your niblets?
Sorry - I was out in the cornfields, checking in with my buddies.
Aw, I’ve lost my magical Corn Whispering powers - I hope everyone got all their important corn questions out.
Ah. So that makes you Corn Whisperer B.A. [del]M.A[/del].
Well, that was fun. I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed talking out of my ass. 
You did a corn-a-licious job.
-D/a
Thank yew, thank yew. {Bows}