If you have another story equally as a-maize-ing, I’m all ears.
I have a corn-ucopia of stories, but no time to tell them.
The ads on tv and radio always said that there was ‘More than corn in Indiana’.
I’ve lived here all my life, and they LIE.
Um, well, there are soybeans. Oh, and cows. Lots of cows. But, we’ve more corn than anything. It’s sad.
I’m so cornfused today.
Corny stuff like this always crops up about now.
No, no, no, Japser. Corny stuff like this always POPS up about now. Stick to the topic.
Okay, but I don’t think there’s a kernel of truth to what you say.
(As Corn Kernel grits teeth)
There was a pirate selling corn…It was a buck an ear.
A corny guy obsessed with his ex?
Stalker.
I was trying to come up with a suitable pun, but realized it was too big of a tassel.