Xash was smart AND cute, quite the combination. Sweet, too. A very nice guy all the way around. I miss him.
All-time tallest would have to be Giraffe, of course, with … VegForLife next, maybe.
I heard Arnold W had the best looking knees. Is this true?
Which suggests a term to use for a group, like a gaggle of geese or a pride of lions. It’s a mumble of mods, right?
Jackboot of mods.
A Banning of Mods.
A circling of mods
Win.
Oh, how meta!
Enough of this, back to work.
Stop being so bossy. 
Reported for junior modding.
Lazy junior modding.
Best kind, really.
You might be thinking of Cronus, the titan … Chronos was his semi-cousin and shared three mothers with him …
Seriously … our Chronos cutting the balls off his own father ?!? … maybe some stray whelp but not his father …
While admittedly the identities of divine beings in classical myth were a bit fluid, and not entirely discrete, my name is specifically a reference to the personification of Time.
Thus, you’re the oldest moderator and the youngest … alternating at 186,000 times a second …
May I ask about your belly-button … does it really shoot plasma beams ???
Shh! They’re on to us.
The fact is moderators are quantum. During the interview process the individual meets with Ed. At that time they’re reduced to a quantum state in which they become both posters and moderators. This means that all of us are the same age since we exist in all times and spaces simultaneously.
Really. It’s complicated.
Well, platform jackboots added about 5 inches of that.