Poll: How old are the Moderators of SDMB?

Phlosphr · January 23, 2003, 6:03pm

General Questions

Bibliophage - 33
Dr.Matrix - 50
Manhattan - 35

Great Debates

David B. - 40’s
Gaudere - 30’s/40’s
MEBuckner - 40’s

Cafe Society

Eutychus - 20’s
Ukulele Ike - 40’s

In My Humble Opinion

Czarcasm - 30’s
TVeblen - 20’s

The Mundane

Cajun Man - 50’s
Coldfire - 30’s
Uncle Beer - 41

BBQ

Alphagene - 30’s
John Corado - 30’s
Lynn Bodoni - 40’s
These are general unless posted as exact. Even then they may not be fact. So what do others think about possible ages of the mods? I do not want to start any ageism here, I am just going on a hunch for most.

What about the teeming millions, have you ever got the impression a mod was of a certain age?

Gorgon_Heap · January 23, 2003, 6:20pm

Um … first, this really isn’t much of a poll. Second, I can’t really see why they would want everyone in the world to know.

Good luck with this, but I don’t see it lasting.

Mullinator · January 23, 2003, 7:06pm

Prior to taking the job, all were happy, go lucky spring chickens.

Now, they are all a bunch of crotchety geezers lamenting the passing of the good old days.

Caught_Work · January 23, 2003, 10:26pm

They’re all at least 100 (even the ones you claim as factually not).
Grouchy old coots, the lot of 'em.

ultrafilter · January 23, 2003, 10:35pm

Ancient. Who do you think brought Atlantis down and wiped all traces of it from the earth?

Wilson · January 23, 2003, 11:40pm

Eutychus has to be at least 2000 years old, considering when he was first heard from. I’m still not sure if he’s recovered from that fall, though.

Kat · January 24, 2003, 12:06am

They’re all 21. Some of them just have more experience being 21 than the others.

Czarcasm · January 24, 2003, 1:44am

I think the poll is what you think the moderators ages are.

Q.E.D · January 24, 2003, 1:51am

Hmmm…47 letters in that post. Is that a clue?

Birefringence · January 24, 2003, 3:29pm

Uh Gordon: Phlosphr distinctly says,

He’s asking for what people think a moderator’s age is. He’s doesn’t appear to be asking for facts…

astro · January 24, 2003, 3:46pm

What I really want to know is…

Who is the tallest moderator?

Who is the shortest moderator?

Who is the heaviest moderator?

Who is the lightest moderator?

Which moderator is the best dancer?

Which moderator is the best dresser?

Who is the most heavily armed moderator?

Which moderator is the best cook?

Which moderator has the largest collection of shoes?

Which moderator is most alone IRL?

Who is the most fertile moderator (family size wise) ?

Which moderator has the the most hazardous work environment?

Who is the grooviest, most connected moderator?

Who’s the moderator that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?

Who’s the moderator that would risk his neck for his brother man?

Who’s the moderator that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about?

Gorgon_Heap · January 24, 2003, 3:58pm

F’Nord.

Larry_Griffin-Kentzel · January 24, 2003, 5:25pm

By gosh, you’re absolutely correct!