Somehow feeling old...

I just went and checked out the moderators’ profiles…and discovered just what I thought I’d discover.

I do remember 10 of the mods when they were newbies! And now they’re moderators of this lovely message board, for pete’s sake! What ambition!

Not trying to suck up here, I’m just a little surprised. It really doesn’t feel like I’ve been here that long. I’ve actually witnessed 10 people rise to power!

And I never realized John Corrado registered on my 17th birthday…

Well. You learn something new every day.

You’re 17 (or maybe 18 or 19… you didn’t specify) and you feel OLD???

Man! Wait until you’re 34 and wake up with a hangover! At that time you will realize that probably 1/2 of you’re life is over, and the rest of it can go hang! THEN you’ll feel old!!

Astro hawks, spits on the floor, and wheels his ass down the corridor of the nursing home in search of a cute young nurse to whack with his cane…

Eh? What was that? Refrigerators when they had boobies?

…adjusts tin ear horn…

Oh! Moderators when they were newbies! Silly me. Yeah, I remember those days, too. Been here so long I remember when the moderator/poster ratio was about 1:1. None of this thread-locking crap if you were a jerk, either. They’d just come to your house and poke you in the eye with a sharp stick. Learned our lessons, we did! Had some respect back then!

…Persephone hangs purse off walker handle & toddles off…

Have I told you lately that I love you?

I lay myself at your feet in adoration…

Uh, thanks, Dylan!

But I’m so old it’s probably going to take me a little while to figure out what I’ve done to earn your worship…

…Persephone toddles off again, wondering if it was the sagging breasts or the varicose veins that got Dylan all hot & bothered…

Why, I remember when we didn’t have “preview” on this board, we had to get it right the first time! Sink or swim! You young punks don’t know how good you got it! [sub][sup]mumble mumble goddam lazy spoiled brat punks always whining can’t spell don’t learn anything in school mutter mutter…[/sup][/sub]

Why I remember when Handy had NEGATIVE posts!!!

I remember when concrete was slurry.

Wow. I thought I was old.

…tosses walker to the side, begins break dancing…