I was walking along minding my own business when…
I began to think about Zero Mostel…
and how he got screwed when they filmed Fiddler on the Roof.
As I realized that he was much MUCH better in “A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum” a large…
rabbit ran up to me and whispered, “I just saw Jimmy Stewart
in the parking lot and he was talking to…”
“…what he kept calling those ‘damn muttering squirrels.’ He saw me staring, and…”
…suddenly, a shot rang out!
Then another, and another. I slammed the last shotglass to the bar…
…which was strangely out of focus, and whipped out my…
glasses, which I suddenly realized I hadn’t put on that morning. I looked at the person siting next to me and was shocked to see…
Brian Dennehy! He was acting in a crappy direct to video movie called…
Revenge of the Mutant Snow Bunnies from Motel 6, starring…
Carrot Top, Torl Spelling, and a re-animated Sir John Gielgud. The movie was about…
Two hours long…
… and despite it’s length I found that this movie went by very quickly. My favourite part was when…
Tori Spelling was supposed to look credible trying to seduce Brian Denehy even though he’s a gigantic old man, but he’s supposed to be sexy because he’s the leading man…
but then Bryan Brown shows up and we have a Whoa-FZ flashback. Not to worry though 'cause it turns out Bryan is just one of the Mutant Snow Bunnies trying to impregnate Ms. Spelling.
Sigh… That’s FX, not FZ. Preview is my friend.
Soon, fur is flying all over the room. When it settles -
Brian Dennehy no longer has a hairy back, it had just been shaved by…