Nothing greens up the old poop like ODing on the Berry Blue kool-aid. A little tip to enliven your next March 16th.
I can’t seem to get past opaque.
And yet, guys seem to want to aviod changing poopie diapers.
C’mon, guys, if you start out making the little boogers proud of their poop when they are little, you can play these kinds of games with your offspring for a long time ( 18 years, 
)
too bad all my kids are out of diapers, coulda used this thread as an insperation to get stormchaser to change more diapers.
Hm.
Translucent…
It’s called Excommunication. You knew the penalties when you took the Guy Code Of Silence.
Actually two friends of mine, sisters, have a conversation like this on film, including close-ups of the turd, with various items held next to it for size comparrison!
Funniest fecking thing I’ve ever seen! (apart form the elephants nob of course.)
…mighod.
Man, I had no idea the phenomenon was really this widespread. Admittedly, the conversation I was making up as I went along as I ranted at my wife DID have some basis in reality, but I had no idea such things went on in so many of the lives around me.
I’ve really opened a can of turds here, haven’t I?
My dad used to try to drag my mom in to see what he deposited all the time.
She divorced him 
Well, I don’t know if this counts, but around a month and a half ago, my wife called to me from the bathroom, “I need you to come look at this and verify something for me!” I, of course, started laughing hysterically, because I thought I was being called to look at something scatological. It turns out, happily, that I was to look at the positive reading on the pregnancy test she had just taken.
At which point many men would have shit.
And thus, the circle of life continues.
[sub]Or something.[/sub]
Ok, I normally believe you guys sight-unseen, word for word, but…
CITE
Hey! I’m in a Master Wang-Ka Thread.
Well, unfortunately I can’t provide a cite, as it was a home video, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. With regards to the elephant, I was the one doing the filming. I think I might have a still piccy that I could scan, but really the less said about that the better. 
However, TwistofFate and Emofkuniv both know these sisters personally as well, and they can verify that this is perfectly in character for them. They are affectionately know as the Turd Twins. Honestly, I have never met anyone (let alone two people) who manage to crap themselves so often in public! ha ha ha ha ha!
nineiron Congrats!!!