Andy Sippowicz is a modern-day Job. Actually, given the plot twists of his life, he’s a modern-day Susan Lucci.
So far we’ve had:
Alcoholism
Divorce
Wife gets shot and killed
Prostate cancer
He gets shot
Partner leaves show for “movie career”
Son gets shot and killed
Partner dies of mysterious ailment
Son contracts mysterious ailment
Partner gets hit by the mob, turns up in carpet
Ex-wife becomes “born again”
Several near-relapses of alcoholism
Did I miss anything? So, I want predictions people. What ELSE can happen to Andy Sippowicz? Will a dingo eat his baby? Will aliens abduct him and perform medical experiments? Will he have to shoot partial nude scenes with nubile actresses?
Oh, I don’t know. . .maybe Joe Spano from “Hill Street Blues” (he played Screech’s father on last night’s episode) will dredge up some press photos from his former castmate’s turn as “Beverly Hills Buntz” for extortion purposes.
A terrorist blows up the squad room, leaving only Andy alive?
(from http://www.imdb.com
Dustin Diamond played Samual ‘Screech’ Power
Mark-Paul Gossealaar played Zachary ‘Zach’ Morris
Right, like you’d need to point out the Zachary and Zach are played by the same actor)
What’s a matter, didn’t Mark-Paul make enough money from the horrible “Saved by the Bell.”?
Can I look forward to a “Saved by the Bell: . . In Hell” episode?
You forgot his bout with what the hell was it prostrate issues???
Yea, hell, I was just thinking about that last night. I am so tired of them throwing tragedy his way. Yea, I know the show’s a drama, that doesn’t mean that all things within it need to be tragic.
I remember back in the GOD (good Old Days) when Steve Boccho seemed to know this, in Hill Street Blues, there was comic relief “hi Ma” and people actually had happy things happen to them at times.
I’m thinkin another illness for him - diabetes perhaps, perhaps nearly loosing a limb?
[list][li]Hit with shrink ray.[/li][li]Chased by time traveling cyborg.[/li][li]Given genetically modified disease that prevents him from touching Jessica Alba.[/li][li]Discovers hidden meaning of Pi, chased by Kabbula[/li][li]Wacky musical episode.[/li][li]Locked in stasis cabinet and awoken six million years later.[/li][li]Bunions[/li][li]Learns he is a replicant with memory implants.[/li][li]Length of rebar gets jammed into his skull.[/li][li]Discovers sausage-like aliens hidden in car’s trunk.[/li][li]Finds he wont reach full potential until he finds all his glass fingers.[/li][li]Abducted by shadowy agency, brainwashed, thoroughly tattooed, turned into assasin.[/li][li]Has skinless baby.[/li][li]“So, it was all a dream…”[/li]
Time!
Was just curious how many I could come up with in one minute (hence crappy spelling)
Related to the Andy “Ain’t That a [Weekly] Kick In The Head” Sipowicz question is whether NYPD Blue can have an episode where someone on the detective squad, or one of their relatives, isn’t a crime victim. It seems that the NYPD Blue detectives spend more than half their time dealing with “personal” criminal cases. Maybe they should stop taking public complaints and deal full time with mugged mothers, murdered partners, druggie ex-husbands, etcetera, of fellow detectives.
“A terrorist blows up the squad room, leaving only Andy alive?”
Now you’re thinking like an NYPD Blue scriptwriter – Andy angst and the detectives being crime victims; kill two birds with one stone.
Why is his ex wife becoming ‘born again’ a bad thing? Would it be bad if she converted to Judaism?
Following the history…
I assume his new partner will be the Saved by the Bell guy. Well we know what will happen to him. He will screw that blond and die.
His new partner?
Former child star Jaleel White, best known as Urkel. That will push him to the bottle and he will go to Vegas and pull a 3 day bender and end up dead of a heart attack after a night with 4 hookers.
Poor Andy… I love this grumpy man…! He for sure had his share of disasters!
I missed a bunch of shows, and never unsderstood what happened to his kid? what disease did he have, is he cured?
“NYPD Blue” or more accurately “How many gut-wrenching nightmares can we visit upon the fat grumpy guy” is just a plot by anorexic scriptwriters to make us all believe that being fat will cause us to be generally abused by the universe!!
