You should have been a blowjob.
[sub]The above is a generic all purpose insult. Since most flames directed towards another poster basically amount to the above sentiment, and since a fair proportion of such threads originate in GD where such language is verboten, I thought it might be easier to give the hamsters a rest and simply create this thread. Anytime someone pisses you off in GD simply make a link to this, being sure to couch your link in obsequious terms of utmost respect to maximise the irony. For example:
Poster A: “Blah blah blah inane, senseless babble”
Poster B: " As much as I respect your opinion, I must dissent
See?[/sub]
Ah, this makes more sense with the second post. I’d recommend linking someone to it posthaste (get it? get it?) so that the mods don’t lock it as a joke thread.
However, in the interests of equal rights, I’d amend the insult to:
You should have been a blowjob and a.
Daniel
Gotta say, I shoulda seen that coming.
Thank you for your valuable input. Will you be Godfather to my first born?
Aw, I was just playing. Come here and gimme a hug. Like anyone could have passed that one up.
Sorry, I’m sure there’s some kind of rule against being the father and the godfather of the same kid.
I’ve always prefered the derivitive of, “Boy are you a load I should have swallowed.”
Of course, I can’t claim that for anyone on this board. Maybe just, “You’re a load your mom should have swallowed.”
See the Rules of the Pit sticky at the top of this forum. A thread just to expand one’s list of insults is not acceptable. This thread is not a genuine rant, it’s just an excuse to trot out insults, so I’m closing it.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope