Given the new rules, I thought it might be fun to exercise our creativity without using either profanity or abuse. Post here your best insults. I’ll go first
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[li]poster, you have the intellect of a dead sheep[/li][li]I hope that a donkey wearing a syphilitic used condom copulates with you until you bleed[/li][li]I think that you were the immaculate conception - you hatched when your father took a piss against the whorehouse wall after banging the 53 yearold cheap screw[/li][li]If IQ was measured in dollars, you wouldn’t be able to buy a 50 cent hamburger[/li][/ul]
Mods - I’m not acutally pitting anyone here, so if this belongs in MPSIMS please do move it
** Mods - any insults that would not be permitted to use against other posters please advise
I’ve never tried to really insult anyone in the Pit before, nor do I really ever want to, but I think I’d like to give this a shot: [Poster X], your puerile attempts at trying to compose a coherent and meaningful post to explain your positions gives me the same feelings of dread, and horror that I get when I realize my neighbor’s young son who has just discovered the joy of masturbation is now running to give me a joyous hug with his soiled sticky hands.
Please… for all our sakes, next time you feel like composing a reply, just put your hands away and go to bed. Thank you.
When censorship rears its ugly head I resort to classic old British insults:
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[li]Thou churlish shard-borne codpiece ![/li][li]We leak in your chimney![/li][li]Thou hath not so much brain as ear-wax![/li][li]Semprini!*[/li][/ul]
