The Johnson family expressed relief that the Japanese would no longer be threatening their American values any more.
The family all agreed – Dad had been right about wearing radiation-proof underwear.
And the winner is…
Back in the day, Mom spent her whole day Balling.
No one ever did find out what happened to the twins.
“Pickled mountain oysters make for an exquisite showpiece in your fallout shelter. These delectable pearls are a perfect treat for you and you family while waiting for the all-clear klaxons to sound.”
Smells of blueberry plum vanilla and potting soil. Smooth plum and vanilla which becomes leather merging to chocolate then leading to a tobacco leaf finish.
Judy Garland, the domestic years.
My mother didn’t wear army boots; she was a Jarhead!
St. Margaret Hospital’s Gift Shop seemed to have a never-ending supply of pickled giblets, jarred foie gras, mincemeat, and jellied steak-and-kidney-pie filling.
As she slowly traced and retraced the writing on her jar of strawberries, Doris wondered if the “Mother’s Little Helpers” her doctor husband prescribed were working.
Nobody ever investigated Marion’s kitchen, to discover what really happened to the neighborhood children.
Sarah enjoyed her job as the curator of the university’s medical school dissection sample storage area.
Most people were amazed at seeing Susan’s collection of preserves, all of which she had made herself; but few looked on the lower shelves, where, among the herbs and spices, was Susan’s stash of killer weed.
Come dine at the Fall-out Shelter Café, where all your meal choices have been preserved for post-nuclear posterity just like Mom used to! (Bring cash or something to barter.)
And the winner is:

Come dine at the FalI-out Shelter Café, where all your meal choices have been preserved for post-nuclear posterity just like Mom used to! (Bring cash or something to barter.)
My thanks to James Lileks for the pic, and take it away, @needscoffee!
Not many people know that Mr. Peanut was once a minister.
Oh, mighty Conch! Deliver us from the terrors of Shell!