Jerry needn’t have hurried. He should’ve known Tom wouldn’t go anywhere without his wingman.
History is notoriously silent on the escapades of the Wrong Brothers.
Before Batman, there was Turkey Vulture Man.
Waaay the hell too much Red Bull.
“Ah-und I would (kinda fly) 500 hundred miles
and I would (kinda fly) 500 hundred more
Just to be the man who (kinda flies) a thousand miles
To fall down at your door”
Next, our model Marcel introduces the Victorian Glider ensemble. Note the tweed trousers and saddle oxfords are color coordinated as a Bard Owl’s plumage. As you can hear, Marcel has developed a proficiency in mimicking the predator’s squeals when it spots rodent prey. If you want a little pounce in your step, this outfit’s just the thing for you.
Commemorating the 80th anniversary of the first hang glider flight.
Nobody said you can’t just fly to Mordor.
Turns out the School of Ornithoptery *isn’t * a med school.
Knowed Out really had to work to come up with this, and hard work deserves reward.
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Next, our model Marcel introduces the Victorian Glider ensemble. Note the tweed trousers and saddle oxfords are color coordinated as a Bard Owl’s plumage. As you can hear, Marcel has developed a proficiency in mimicking the predator’s squeals when it spots rodent prey. If you want a little pounce in your step, this outfit’s just the thing for you.[/quote]
@Knowed Out, you’re up.
Thanks Kent!
New entry, potentially NSFW:
You brush your teeth first, young lady!
I told you he could check your SHOULDER for moles!
Things I learned from GLOW. Never date tag team wrestlers.
In two seconds, Mary will apply the Vulcan nerve pinch to Jenny.
Didn’t realize this would be such a dud! Take us on a new journey Elmer!
Here we go…
Radioactive Man Comics! In this issue: "The origin of Fallout Boy!"
Billy: Dad, have a look! It’s a nuclear explosion! We learned about atomic energy in science class, and let me tell you …
Susie: Daddy, are you going bald?
Mildred: Frank, could you call the steward to get me another martini? And another after that?
Frank (thinking to himself): Thank goodness I have a Mutual of New York life insurance policy on each of them. Now, if only Rocco and Carlo do their job when we get to Milwaukee, as Don Vito promised, I’ll be sitting pretty.
Hey Dad, you were right! Mom DID leave the oven on! So I guess Susie and I will go to the dining car while you collect on that bet you two made.