And kaylasdad is the winner with the above! Congrats. It made me actually laugh out loud.
Aw, shucks. I’d like to thank my agent, my parents, my manager, my fourth-grade English teacher, and Robert Frost, for making it all possible.
And now…
Once again, Joe the Tarantula wins first prize for web design.
Mark thought having a tarantula pet was cool, but didn’t realize until later how this species preferred laying her eggs in dark, warm crevices.
The Spider-Man costume that Frank wore for Halloween was a little … different.
Seth Brundle’s other experiments didn’t work out any better.
Excuse me, good sir. Have you seen my mother?
The itsy, bitsy spider…
Bob finds that standard eyepatches aren’t badass enough.
This new lens cleaning process may not be for everyone…
It’s called “Eye of the Tiger”, not “Eye of the Spider”, for heavens sake!
“Nobody ever remarks on the black woolly caterpillar crawling around my mouth!”
Joe Exotic’s first attempt at self promotion was not as successful.
“They’ll never mistake me for a young Robin Williams now,” Bob thought.
Roger finally figured out that he didn’t have cataracts after all.
HOLY SHIT! THERE"S A FUCKING SPIDER ON MY FACE!
Runs out of room screaming.
Well, this one is just Super (sorry about that).
@Kent_Clark, you’re up.
I humbly accept this honor, and want to pass it on.
Look at the goofy looking pants on that bird!
Sister Bertrille - the early years