The Les Nessman of it all means @Elmer_J.Fudd is the winner!
Thanks!
This one has a little art school nudity so I’ll just post the link: https://photos.app.goo.gl/X4EGxm9Sp3nVVTbG8
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Aristocrats!
The Wallenda Family Tree
Anthony Weiner has finally found a job he can excel at.
Can you tell the baby to stop dancing? This is supposed to be a still-life.
“Mommy, I gotta potty.”
“I told you to take care of that before we stripped.”
“It’s OK honey, they’ll draw that too.”
And here is the Nuclear Family of the 50’s: Dad supports the whole family, Mom bends over backwards to make it work, and the kids just stand around whining.
When they couldn’t find a lithographer willing to print their advertising posters, the burlesque house operators were forced to get creative.
“Ya know, it’s getting a little hard standing here like this.”
All great entries, but @Prof.Pepperwinkle has obviously clued into my appreciation of sick humor:
Rafiki’s audition to play the Night King on Game of Thrones was, unfortunately, not quite good enough.
Kilroy was Here!
Talk to the hand x 4!
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
“I’ll show you my hands and feet! No monkey business going on underwater in this hot tub.”
Just another 10 minutes, OK? I’m really enjoying this.
“I couldn’t catch a fish any bigger than this.”
How much longer do I have to sit out here in this goddanged outfield before a ball comes my way?