A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I’m gonna tell your mama on you!

Gad, no, I will not suckle you little beasts! Go ask the humans to feed you.

Okay, the winner is @Elmer_J.Fudd with:

and runner-up is @Quondam_Mechanic with:

You’re up, @Elmer_J.Fudd!

Sorry for the delay!

A masterful critique of the rise of Sinocentric cultural aphorisms exploiting and overwhelming existing Euro-American norms.

Timmy seemed like a nice quiet boy, but his parents were worried about the tableaux he was making in the garden.

Hold your fire! It’s only a model!
On second thought, let’s not go to Tokyo. It’s a silly place.

“You can call off the guard dinosaur now! We’re only here looking for magic toadstools!”

Gnodzilla versus the Redcaps

Oh, no! There goes Trollkio!

“Go get Buzz and Woody! They’'ll tell you you’re on the wrong movie set!”

That sounds very, uh, professorial. You’re up @Prof.Pepperwinkle

thanks!

A seasonal entry:

For years after, Lilliputians would talk about The Thanksgiving of 1726.

Every year, just like clockwork, the Littles are called on to save the Biggs’ Thanksgiving dinner. And their house. And their worthless lives.

Alas, Rodan learned that life as Godzilla’s sidekick was a tenuous position.

A photo of the shoemaker’s elves new duties in my kitchen.

Turkey Divan was a favorite Thanksgiving leftovers dish back in the '60’s. Unfortunately, divan stuffing was still flammable back then.

Toy Story 5: Accidents Happen.

The day Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade decided to switch to balloons.