Our Thanksgiving winnah!
Take it away, coach!
Gladly!
The one house that really eats up the property value.
Danny the Street’s grumpy uncle.
“When I heard the Corrigans’ house was repossessed, I didn’t know it was Beelzebub!”
The B&B’s in Salem do a lively business around Hallowe’en. Except this one, for some reason.
“Honey, what’s the new neighbors’ name again? Dunsters, Bunsters, something like that?”
Normally, this would be a fun and humorous was to decorate your house for Halloween. But this was June.
“If you think this is something, you should see the house three doors down.”
This is what comes of putting fluoride in the city water.
The winner is(after having to look up “Danny The Street”) :
You’re up, @Prof.Pepperwinkle.
Thanks again!
Here’s:
Got yer conk!
Rudolph never got over the accident and would become enraged at the sight of a nose brighter than his.
Rudolph’s poor eyesight led him to forever believe he had met Micheal Keaton.
Frosty had been warned by other snowmen that reindeer urine would melt him faster than sunshine.
Frosty discovered that the carrot approach worked better than the stick when dealing with uncooperative reindeer.
There must have been some magic in that old top hat he wore
The type that makes a reindeer want to nip his nose some more
Rudolph met Olaf in The Thrilla In The Chilla.
Donner and Frosty became trapped in the frozen tundra. Donner had to resort to eating Frosty in order for Donner to survive. Historians would name the expedition after him.