Hold it right there, slushbag! Detective Prancer, N.P.P.D. Vice Squad! Y’know the boys downtown would be REALLY interested in the contents of that pipe in your hatband. Me, I’m real curious to know where you’re headed with the bunny, and what you intend to do with her when you get there.
Winner, winner, Christmas dinner!
Take it away!
I’d like to thank the Academy…
Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.
Dustin misunderstood the term “Family Tree”.
The old sea Captain never did quite adjust to life on solid ground. He was constantly demanding that the neighborhood men help him man the 'elm.
Once again, the elderberries were left too long on Logan & Marion Berry’s tree.
College Fraternity stunts are harder to come by if you have to keep 6 feet distant.
The original plan to use an all-human cast for The Birds was not one of Alfred Hitchcock’s greatest ideas.
The Wallenda family then realized that if the crowds wouldn’t come to them, they could bring their act to the crowds.
Arborists, Intl. branch office.
Bunch of men, sitting in a tree.
P-R-U-N-I-N-G
Shepherds for sheep who think they’re birds.
…and the Partridge Family in a pear tree.
People come from miles around in Autumn to see the lumberjacks turn color and fall from the trees.
The Vanderbilts were so averse to raking leaves, they had acrobats on call 24/7 to prune them upon budding.
"Why did you climb that tree?
“Because it’s there.”
Jack and Mack
Went up the tree
To lop some branches off.
Jack started to clown
And then fell down
And safety-wise Mack did scoff.
The man-drake tree had a bumper crop this year.
This one was kinda tough to judge; some really out there entries. I decided to go with the most surreal:
Take it away, running_coach!
Thanks. This Monty Python sketch was the inspiration/source.
Make of this what you will.
