A new cricket species, Ornithoptera WilliamBarrus, is a nocturnal species that spends its days crawled up the ass crack of the Trumpanoidea ape.
Mom! Uncle Ralph’s bugging me again!
The trouble with the new lounge lizard- cricket hybrid is the cricket dance so quickly devolves into the cricket mating ritual.
“Paging Dr. Winston O’Boogie. Dr. Winston O’Boogie? Please report to the Caption Contest thread. Dr. Winston O’Boogie?”
It’s been well over 24 hours, Doctor, and there seem to be no more entries.
Sorry about that. Meant to post yesterday afternoon, and work got in the way.
Second place…
And the winner: (gotta love a Metamorphosis reference)
kaylasdad99 is up (I supose you can get ideas from Kayla if you need…)
Cool! Let’s see what I’ve got in the old uncaptioned pics file…
Okay, GO!
I don’t care how many of you are looking for “cute cat videos”, I ain’d doing SQUAT.
The SPCA attempts porn, asks photogs to get a pussy shot.
Biden’s new pet cat has a problem with the paparazzi already. Where’s Champ when you need him?
The paparazzi are desperate after actresses started wearing panties under their evening gowns.
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMeow.”
The attention a cat thinks it deserves after catching a beetle.
Joanne came to regret naming her cat, “Princess Diana.”
Sometimes photographers are so eager to take nude shots, they see a different meaning for “pussy.”
And we all said, “Oh, my, I never, was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffeles?”
Honorable mention for topicality (that’s actually Socks Cinton)
Prof.Pepperwinkle
Biden’s new pet cat has a problem with the paparazzi already. Where’s Champ when you need him?
Runner up:
needscoffee
The attention a cat thinks it deserves after catching a beetle.
Winner:
Spoons, you have the bridge. I’ll be in my ready room.
Thanks! Okay, folks, give this one a try:
Boney M’s Number One Fan.
Eating disorders make for strange role models.
I’ve got you under my skin.