Thanks Prof! Cheers!
“Okay, now I’m beginning to understand what the menu meant when it listed ‘Jumbo’s shrimp cocktail’ as an appetizer.”
“Go away, Trump, you’re drunk.”
-“BB”-
“Good evening, and welcome to the ‘Elephant and Castle’ bar and restaurant. My name is Jumbo, and I’ll be your waiter tonight. To begin, would you like some wine?”
“I’ll give you as much as you want, but if I start to look pink, you’ll be cut off.”
2021, and the Republicans are drowning their sorrows.
I think we need to talk about the elephant in the Boom Boom Room.
Honey, I’m beginning to wonder what the sommelier meant when he said that the wine you ordered has a wonderful nose.
All yours Quondom!
That’s Quondam. A quondom mechanic is something quompletely different.
But thanks, Knowed_Out. Hard finding good images somehow – you’d think after 2020 it would be easy.
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“No, you’ve mistaken me for my cousin Pegasus. This is the only way unicorns can fly.”
-“BB”-
So this is why there are always skittles on the seat when I fly.
“Yes, it’s just as long down there too.”
“No, ma’am, that seat’s saved for virgins only.”
Aggh! Not another unicorn businessman! I’ll be spending the whole flight listening to him drone on about rainbow futures.
I know, it’s a little early, but it’s getting to be my bedtime and there’ve been no entries for 11 hours.
Can’t exactly say why – the other entries were fine – but this one tickled my risibilities.
Elmer! Go hunt us some wabbits!
Here we go…
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Jason misunderstood when he was told about “swim trunks”, but no one seemed to mind.
“These are my spares. Be jealous now.”
Worst infestation we’ve ever seen Mr. Smith. We’ll have to take this back to the shop and fumigate the entire vehicle.
(How I wish I could come up with a caption that involved sneaking into the drive-in theatre.)