A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

…and there’s 20 more up front.

Sorry, best I could do.

Spoilered because it MIGHT run afoul of some unwritten “no political jabs in Thread Games” rule norm.

Rafael Cruz, following up his Kennedy assassination hijinks with a few Mann Act violations.

Also, because it’s in incredibly poor taste (although it’s possible that poor taste is compulsory).

Nor many people knew about the “extras” you could get with your 1957 Buick.

Just have fun. I’ve laid some stinkers myself. Maybe Elmer thinks poor taste is funny. If not, there’s always next picture.

Dobbie Gillis, showing what happened to his “many loves”.

(Not an entry)
See, I don’t KNOW if Ted looks like his dad, but that DOES look like Ted.

White Slavery in the Fifties

Pssssst. Hey, Donald. Still looking for a few voters?

@kaylasdad99 is the winner, especially after pointing out the resemblance.

Thanks. Sorry to be so late.

Two weeks after a prankster snuck into the Kellogg’s factory with 20 kilos of methamphetamine…

Come on, Kids. After we’re done here we’re going to march to the Capitol Building!

Mom makes a mental note to avoid Aisle 3 when she’s got the kids.

“Amazing to see them in the wild like this.”

-“BB”-

Acting presidential.

“These are not my kids.”

We put the “Battle” in “Battle Creek”.

There’s wine at home. A lot of wine. We get home, I lock them in the basement, and Hello Mamma!

I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Coocoo for CocoaPuffs!! Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs!!!

We have a winner!

Several worthy contenders, though, especially the one from Elmer_J.Fudd.

You’re up, Professor.