I laughed at Kent_Clark’s entry.
I did as well.
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A malignant spirit locked inside a suspended Twitter account?
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It’s a twister!
God damn it, Henry! Stop burning the Scarecrow as an offering to Baal!
“Firestorm!”
“Another firestorm!”
“Actually I think that was the same one.”
Another lab explosion rocks Hickory NC, meth capital of the US.
“Twister II: Firestorm Boogaloo.” In theaters Friday.
Old Faithful hasn’t been the same since global warming kicked in…
These are all fun, but the winner is
Sorry for the delay. Let’s try this:
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Happy Birthday! Where’s my hat?
While the nice children were building jolly, friendly Frosty the Snowman; the school bullies were busy building his nemesis.
Frosty gets mighty cranky when the children steal his corncob pipe.
Calvin, have you been out making snowmen again?
Frosty had a cousin from the bad side of town, Nasty the Snowturd.
Even Frosty gets irritable when constipated.
The Devil went up to the North Pole: he was lookin’ for a soul to steal.
Ya know, this would have been perfect if you had included a “muwa-ha-ha-ha”
Between this and The Devil , we’ll give it to the Prof.
Well, thanks!
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Too soon?
One of those dais you just need to take a stand.