We’ve all read about the Reign of Terror, but how many of us are aware of the even more frightening Lane of Terror?
I was thinking this was winding down and it was time to choose a winner, but you folks are doing great. Keep at it!!
(although you DO realize this will make it tougher for me to pick just one? Maybe I’ll do a winner and runner-up…)
-“BB”-
So much for having to warm up, Professor. Have to give this one to Spoons, and on his first try…
“If we don’t get a strike with the first guy, then you villagers have to decide who among you will pick up the spare.”
I pass the torch to you.
-“BB”-
Thanks, BB!
Okay, let’s see what you folks can do with this one:
Training for the new Olympic event, pairs van pushing.
The short lived follow up to planking: fahrvergnugening.
Back in the '80’s, nothing would prevent Jennifer and Jason from making it to the Grateful Dead concert.
“I told you you wouldn’t be able to help push if you sucked down helium and our van broke down! But do you listen?!?”
Henry, that is NOT how you jump start it!
A husband and a 1967 VW Bus: Two appendages Jennifer could really have lived without.
“Tag! You’re it!”
“Ken, stop with the #¥©%ing game AND HELP PUSH THIS #¥©%ING VAN!”
Peter, it’s great that you can fly, you can fly, you can fly. Can you fly to town and get a tow tuck out here?
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My insurance company’s roadside assistance really sucks.
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No dear, that is not what they mean by farfegnugen.
"I thought you said we were going to Vancouver for our honeymoon!’
“No, I said we were going to borrow Coover’s van for our honeymoon!”
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
First of all, needscoffee is our runner-up:
But I’ve gotta give this round’s prize to the Professor for this one:
Looks like it’s your turn, Professor!
Huzzah!
Next:
“Whoooooo are you looking at?”
-“BB”-
You really don’t want to know what goes on at the Tootsie Pop testing facility.
Here! Here! Drop the mouse on me! No, me!