A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“No, we will NOT play ‘Wipe Out’ again!!”

-“BB”-

Dennis Wilson would later regret performing his friend Charlie’s song Helter Skelter.

Dennis: “I am the Bad Boy of Rock 'n Roll! Absolute madman, that’s me!”
Brian “Hold my beer.”

While at a Beach Boys concert in 1968, struggling musician Steve Tyler had an idea.

Goddammit, Rhonda, I’m getting tired of having to ask for your help all the time!

Originally, they were known as the Bitch Boys.

Kudos to @Prof.Pepperwinkle for IDing the guitarist but the win goes to:

Aww, thanks Elmer!

Now gimme a minute for the next one.

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Next up:

The Office Chair Woman superhero movie franchise never really got rolling.

Sometimes a woman’s just gotta take a stand.

Escorted to her court date by federal officers, mob boss Mable Caster suddenly realized she didn’t have a leg to stand on.

That’s not a woman. That’s a Mannequin, Baby!

Fashion lines for seniors have never been so carefully guarded.

“Why couldn’t you have tried to smuggle drugs or diamonds through the airport like a normal person?”

“I’m sorry ma’am, RBG mannequins are not on our airline’s list of acceptable support animals.”

This isn’t what I expected when I signed up for “meals on wheels.”

Deepfakes aren’t what I imagined they’d be.

I’ll call it now to keep the game moving.

Man, this was so close, but I’ll give it to FastDan1:

The Office Chair Woman superhero movie franchise never really got rolling.

Elmer_J.Fudd came within a whisker of winning:

“I’m sorry ma’am, RBG mannequins are not on our airline’s list of acceptable support animals.”

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