First step in camouflage training, fitting the googly eyes goggles.
“Whoa! That finger’s cold!”
“Yeah, keep thinking it was a finger.”
The day Private Harris learned how Corporal Goose got his nickname.
I was expecting a wedgie comment of some sort… But barring that, I’ll declare @Knowed_Out the winner.
This one looks suitably nightmarish.
And if it doesn’t work, at least it doubles as an abattoir.
In their chairs they looked so scared,
None of 'em felt quite prepared.
The could have avoided all that stress
If they’d gone with, you can guess:
–Burma Shave
I stopped in at the new barber’s
He showed me just where I should sit
Imagine my horror and other’s
To learn he was crazy as…
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
Ramping up production on Fleet Street.
Jakob was forced to find other employment after losing his mohel certification.
The true story of how the No-Lips Gang got its name
Shortly after Johnson attempted to actually create a Rube Goldberg machine, he was tried for manslaughter.
On the other side of the room was Casey Johnson, proving he could shave a man faster than any machine!
Sweeney Todd had to find a way to up production as the demand for Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies increased.
You put your head in, you put your head out,
You put your head in, and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around -
That’s what it’s all about.
“Be Done” is frighteningly vague turn of phrase.
The shaving machine was a failure, but the state Department of Corrections expressed interest in this new method of conducting mass executions.
Many terrific captions, so hard to choose, but the Burma Shave homage wins it. Grats Prof!
Thank you.
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The guys remaking Easy Rider cheaped out when casting the Jack Nicholson part.