“You know, if we form a dodgeball team and win the annual tournament in Las Vegas, we might be able to afford a bigger gym.”
“Assume crash positions, everybody!”
-“BB”-
Dunno, Janet. Maybe you were right about forming an a cappella group instead.
It took more than a few tries to get the choreography for “The Time Warp” in the Rocky Horror Picture Show just right.
NEWSFLASH: “Citizens are warned to be on the lookout for members of the Leotard Gang.”
Little known fact: Writers of the Flash Gordon serial came up with an early version of the holodeck.
From the book “How To Satisfy Your Man”, Chapter 3: Positions of Fornication.
“We must! We must! We must develop our bust!”
I’m going to call it for Knowed_Out, but it was a close run thing with Bicycle_Bill’s “Assume crash positions, everybody.”
I know I’m late, but this cracked me up.
Truth to tell, I thought Prof had it tied up, so I just pulled something out of left field.
Exterminate! Exterminate!
“Excuse me officer, but what kind of fine am I looking at if I have my grandkids killed?”
Professor X’s transition is coming along just fine.
“Officer, I TOLD them that the wheelchair lifts on the new buses are too strong.”
“Have you smelled the inside of one of these bus shelters?”
Sorry ma’am, I’m an American. I meant ground floor, not first floor.
London’s prototype handicap accessible double-decker bus stop is a success!
Contact your durable medical supply company and ask for it by name: The Boeing Apache Wheelchair.
“Now see here, Mrs Crabtree. I’ve warned you about practicing your parkour on public structures.”
I like both of these and wish there could be two winners. I’ll go with Boeing Apache Wheelchair since it could be a band name.
Congrats Mean_Mr.Mustard!