Thank you!
The Duke of Clarence seemed to enjoy Richard’s initial attempt a bit too much, so Richard started thinking about finding a butt of Malmsey
It’s a Sicilian message. “He sleeps with the fishes.”
With all the money he saved by bathing in his lightly used laundry water, Sergei was able to re-tile his entire bathroom!
Next remodel, Sergei will shell out for the shrink-resistant tub.
Our new Mega-Monster Shower Head will dwarf the size of your tub!
“I thought it would be a good idea, but it’s not. It’s hard to move my arms, and I can’t reach the soap. And if I could, there’s no room to lather up. And furthermore–”
“Bob, you’ve been moaning and complaining ever since you got that tub. Put a lid on it, willya?”
“No-o-o-o!”
Use mild non-abrasive soap to clean your “Loved One In Lucite.”
Bob…
Pierre refuses to take a break from his training to go over Niagara Falls.
In Soviet Russia, shower takes YOU!
I roll my eyes every single time I see this tired Soviet Russia trope on the dope (Hey! Trope on the Dope = band name!). I never once found it the least bit amusing.
Until now. This response made me laugh. It is perfect for this photo.
Congrats, needscoffee, you’re up!
Art installation: Dali meets Escher.
Thanks!
New pic:
Snort! Who’d want a coat made from Dalmatians??
Tim Burton’s film version of Cats didn’t make it to the screen, for some reason.
No, you may not pet my pussy.
Unfortunately, Vincent died of a heart attack several days after this picture was taken. The police didn’t find him for 7 days. Needless to say, the cats were not starving.
“My plan to take over the world with cats is purrrfect!”
Tim Burton’s original version, Vincent Catfur Chest, was found unworkable.