So Vincent Price wasn’t admitting he was gay when he said he loathed pussy?
After starring in an adaptation of Poe’s “The Black Cat” (Tales of Terror 1962) Vincent Price stopped opening his fan mail.
“My next picture will be ‘Cat of the Baskervilles.’”
What do you mean, they aren’t the cat’s pajamas!?
Very funny, all!
Winner is @Dr.Winston_OBoogie with:
Tied for 2nd place: @Prof.Pepperwinkle and @Spoons with
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Your turn, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie!
Sorry, didn’t look yesterday. Gotta go find something…
Let’s try this… a normal picture
The young lovers were too distracted to notice the ominous orange glow in the sky that signaled the fire had broken through the lines and was moments away from engulfing them.
Don’t look now, but I swear I saw that bench move.
But in her heart she knew it would never work out. He had the unfortunate habit of veering off topic on Straight Dope threads.
(Feel free to enter your own "But in her heart she knew…)
My acting career began with a “Hallmark Crown special”.
…and here in the advanced class for Shadow Puppets, we’ll show you how to do “Courting Couple” and the nearly impossible “Park Bench”. You will have to use both hands.
Red sky at night, sailor’s afternoon delight.
“Cut!! That’s a wrap for today. Tomorrow at nine AM, everybody on set for the bedroom scenes.”
-“BB”-
“Take the damn photo! These heels are killing me!”
Their baby boy safely away, Jor-El took Lara into his arms one last time as Rao, the red sun of Krypton, began to go nova.
There once was a lady, Anna Lee.
Who kissed her lover by the sea.
The sunset was orange.
And…and…DAMMIT!
And that’s the story of Anna Lee.
I was walking along
Mindin’ my business
When out of the orange colored sky
Flash! Bam! Alakazam!
Wonderful you came by
Although the picture resembles a young couple kissing during sunset, it’s actually one one craftsman, wearing a work apron, violently vomiting the rancid spaghetti he had for lunch, while dropping the clock hands he was delivering to a watch tower.
We have a winner!
Love the 4th wall break.
Bonum, you’re up!
